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Song Parodies -> "All The Things I've Ate"

Original Song Title:

"All The Things She Said"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tatu

Parody Song Title:

"All The Things I've Ate"

Parody Written by:

Adam Norris

The Lyrics

all the things ive ate
pie, chips and steak
(burgers, buns and cake)
(tuna pasta bake)
(cornbeef and cornflakes)
this is not enough

need a serious dump
ate too much candyfloss
im so hungry that my
belly's jingle is lost
Need nourishment quick
need a giant pork chop
got so hungry i stole
my grans birthday chocolates

keep cholesterol high
blocked arteries from stir fry
got an elephants thigh
keep spare mints in my eye
wanna fly to a place
where i can stuff my face
nobody else to ruin the taste
(from ice-cream to salmon paste)

all the things ive ate
pie, chips and steak
(burgers, buns and cake)
(tuna pasta bake)
(cornbeef and cornflakes)
this is not enough

[Middle x2]

BMI is too high
should cut back on pork rinds
stomach's fast-food lined
stopped my heart five times
weight is way off the scale
leave a sweat smelling trail
all diets do fail
get special clothes by mail

overzealous ghrelin
plus my lack of leptin
gave me greasy skin
and four layers of chin

and i simply cant date
poor metabolic rate
its a squeeze through my gate
exercising i hate

all the things ive ate
pie, chips and steak
(burgers, buns and cake)
(tuna pasta bake)
(cornbeef and cornflakes)
this is not enough

mother look at me
tell me am i pretty?
yes i shake the ground

lived through my biggest fears, havent
seen my feet in 5 years
But im fat and proud.

all the things ive ate
pie, chips and steak
(burgers, buns and cake)
(tuna pasta bake)
(cornbeef and cornflakes)
this is not enough



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jennifersure - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
OMG> THIS WAS TOO FUNNY! XDDDD

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