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Song Parodies -> "All The Things She Ate"

Original Song Title:

"All The Things She Said"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

T.A.T.U

Parody Song Title:

"All The Things She Ate"

Parody Written by:

martyn mercer UK

The Lyrics

all the things she ate,
all the things she ate,
took it off the plate,
took it off the plate,
took it off the plate,
all the things she ate

(this is not lunchtime)

feeling hungry,
and she wants to have lunch,
she hada 'nana,
then she ate the bunch,
eating her food,
has widened her ass,
had a 3 course, dinner for her breakfast,
i keep asking myself, when will she stop,
can't beleive my eyes, she eats like a slob,
she's feeding her face,
with haddock and plaice,
and all kinds of fish,
it's no good for her waist,

(and all kinds of fish,)
(it's no good for her waist),

all the things she ate,
all the things she ate,
took it off the plate,
took it off the plate,
took it off the plate,
all the things she ate

(this is not lunchtime)
(this is not lunch time)
(all the things she ate)
( all the things she ate)

it's hard to brethe,
and she huffs and she puffs,
she ate so much food,
no wonder she's stuffed,
she needs a diet,
but she's way too obese,
she can barely stand up,
without getting teased,
they just stand and stare,
and point and they laugh,
and really wonder,
how she gets the bath,
but she will just ignore,
what is being said,and continue to eat,
like she did so before,

all the things she ate,
all the things she ate,
took it off the plate,
took it off the plate,
took it off the plate,
all the things she ate

(this is not lunchtime)
(this is not lunch time)
(all the things she ate)
( all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)


head chef, staring at her,
take her, to table three,
get her, some souffle,
chicken, and garden peas,
spinach, and cottage cheese,
and that is for starters,

all the things she ate,
all the things she ate,
took it off the plate,
took it off the plate,
took it off the plate,
all the things she ate

(this is not lunchtime)
(this is not lunch time)
(all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)
(all the things she ate)











(c) Martyn Mercer UK(c) T.a.t.u and the others all behind the original

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 48

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Shari - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Martyn! I finally got on! Great parody - i nearly fell off my chair laughing!
I am not sayin - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
pretty good, look at mine, its all i see is red by tatu!
nuttytart - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
to be honest have you seen those girls they could do with som food
nuttytart - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
to be honest have you seen those girls they could do with som food
nuttytart - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
to be honest have you seen those girls they could do with some food
heather - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
perrty good
Rhiannon - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
haha, that was so funny! I love it!
RC - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one, you got it right! :-)
... - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey great parody, i bet those lesbians really eat alot!
inès - May 17, 2003 - Report this comment
hey,that was good.one of the BEEEEEEEEEST
Christ+ - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
luv it! I almost pee my pants,rock on.
paul im fat - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
this is snide on fattys yay
paul im fat - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
this is snide on fattys yay
toby - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
this is tite on fat obese ppeople like paul and reeally fat people like lydia
VANESSA VELTS - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
IT MAKES ME HUNGRY! I WANT TO EAT LOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL EAT CRAIG DAVID PROPER BO!!!!!!!!
Craig David!!! - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
BO SELECTA!!!!!!! I tell thee!!!!
Tinkleheimer - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Martyn I saw this on weird al forum. I LOVE IT, MAYBE EVEN PHYSICALLY
bulletxxx - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
me and my friend used 2 make fun of fat gurl that wear tight clothes... and u no what?......................we still do!!!

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