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Song Parodies -> "Biological and Chemical Weapons"

Original Song Title:

"Not Gonna Get Us"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

T.A.T.U.

Parody Song Title:

"Biological and Chemical Weapons"

Parody Written by:

Lenny Quites

The Lyrics

Not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us

Starting from here, make preparations
Terrorists
Threaten the nation
We're gonna hide
Cause we cant stop em
With all the spores
That fall all around us

Soon there will be
Some super virus
Big toxic clouds
Over the mountains
We'll seal our house
With duct tape and plastic
Anthrax and smallpox
Floating around us

Dubya can't stop em
So now we're hidin
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Smallpox and anthrax
No, we won't get em
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us

Not gonna get us
Not gonna get us

We'll stay in here
Keep everything simple
Plastic sheeting
Our guardian angel
We'll be screwed if
The cupboards are empty
Start stocking food
They're not gonna get us

Outside the door spores and chemicals
In here with me no spores, no nothing
Not going out
Not going out there
They're out with a cause
THEY ALL WANNA KILL US!

Nothing can harm us
Here in my bubble
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
Smallpox and anthrax
No, we won't get em
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us
They're not gonna get us

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Meanbean - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Nobody listens to t.a.t.u so nobosy knows how to rate this song. It seems like you and your freind only voted
Grimley Fieendish - May 31, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a acquired taste. Of course, it helps being European, as we've seen the video for the original song ! (The 2 girls have run away & have stolen a Zil 131 petrol tanker full of Avgasfrom the local airport. However, the tanker's brakes have gone & it's on fire ! The story's told in flashback, intercut with the (About to explode) tanker journey. )
Pip - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
i found this absolutely hilarious, almost every worrd goes, BRILLIANT!!

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