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Song Parodies -> "Soulcalibur: Broken Destiny"

Original Song Title:

"Violent Pornography"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Soulcalibur: Broken Destiny"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fall
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody stall
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fight
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody strife

It's a weapon Tekken sort of, I reckon
Betcha try it out, woo hoo
It's a weapon Tekken sort of, I reckon
Betcha try it out, woo hoo
Weapon Tekken
Betcha try it out, betcha try it out
Weapon Tekken, betcha try it out
Betcha try it out, betcha try it out

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody wins
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody grins
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody clash
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dash

It's a weapon Tekken sort of, I reckon
Betcha try it out, woo hoo
It's a weapon Tekken sort of, I reckon
Betcha try it out, woo hoo
Weapon Tekken
Betcha try it out, betcha try it out
Weapon Tekken, betcha try it out
Betcha try it out, betcha try it out

It's a broken destiny
Weapons, friends, and enemies
The kinda stuff you can't find in 2D
It's a broken destiny
Surpassed Soulcalibur 3
The fighting game that's still in 3D

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody grudge
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody trudge
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody slice
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dice

It's a weapon Tekken sort of, I reckon
Betcha try it out, woo hoo
It's a weapon Tekken sort of, I reckon
Betcha try it out, woo hoo
Weapon Tekken
Betcha try it out, betcha try it out
Weapon Tekken, betcha try it out
Betcha try it out, betcha try it out

It's a broken destiny
You'll find it on your PSP
The kinda stuff you can't find in 2D
It's a broken destiny
You won't find this on Wii
The fighting game in full-on 3D
It's a broken destiny
I'm still obsessed with Siegfried
The game that you'll find on your PSP
Graphics are 3D
Why that in 2D?

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Christie Marie M - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Another SC trilogy from Blessranger! Also, Tekken is one of my fave fighting/martial arts games as well. I enjoyed it lots! 555 swordslashes!

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