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Song Parodies -> "She Wants Terrapins"

Original Song Title:

"She's Like Heroin"

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"She Wants Terrapins"

Parody Written by:

Wreckage Bitch

The Lyrics

This is a parody for anyone who has been in a shop whilst a child has thrown a tantrum or has been the embarrassed parent whose little cherub has had such an outburst. ;)
She wants terrapins,
Swimming in that little glass,
Shop’s in screaming hell,
Dad needs some time to spank her ass.

Customer stares in the room
With squeals of spoilt girlie mood

She wants terrapins, maybe she can get her way screaming
AAGH!
Tantrums for terrapins,
AAGH!
Tantrums for terrapins,
AAGH!
Tantrums for terrapins,
AAGH!
Tantrums for terrapins.

She wants nothing more,
Than to tell the whole pet store,
He wants nothing less,
But to ditch his bratty pest.

She’s wants terrapins,
Swimming in that little glass,
Shops in screaming hell.

She wants her dad to give some cash screaming
AAGH!
Tantrums for terrapins,
AAGH!
Tantrums for terrapins,
AAGH!
Tantrums for terrapins,
AAGH!
Tantrums for terrapins.

She wants terrapins,
Swimming in that little glass,
Shop’s in screaming hell,
Dad needs some time to spank her ass.
She wants nothing more,
Than to tell the whole pet store,
He wants nothing less,
But to ditch his bratty pest

She wants terrapins,
Swimming in that little glass,
Shop’s in screaming hell,
Dad needs some time to spank her ass.

Customer stares in the room
With squeals of spoilt girlie mood
She wants terrapins, maybe she can get her way.

She wants terrapins,
Swimming in that little glass,
Shop’s in screaming hell,
They need some one to spank her ass.

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alvin - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
fun concept...i dug it

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