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Song Parodies -> "Hairy Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Aerials"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Hairy Girls"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

NOT BASED FROM EXPERIANCE
They will kick you in the balls,
If you try to insult them,
They'll make you wanna wish you're a gal..

Looking at those girls
With disgusted looks,
We loosen our belts,
Do we have the balls?

Cause they are the ones who act so gay,
Always think they're ugly,
But they never wanna shave.

And we'll go screwing them, if you load us up on booze,
They look just like a man,
But you can't tell from their boobs.

Hairy girls, blind my eyes,
When you lose your mind,
You think they're fine.

They will kick you in the balls,
If you try to insult them,
They'll make you wanna wish you're a gal..

Looking at those girls
With disgusted looks,
We loosen our belts,
Do we have the balls?

Cause they are the ones who act so gay,
Always think they're ugly,
But they never wanna shave.

And we'll go screwing them, if you load us up on booze,
They look just like a man,
But you can't tell from their boobs.

Hairy girls, blind my eyes,
When you lose your mind,
You think they're fine.
Hairy girls, when you're high,
Look good to your eyes,
A sickly-ill prize.
Hairy girls, blind my eyes,
When you lose your mind,
You think they're fine.
Hairy girls, when you're high,
Look good to your eyes,
A sickly-ill prize.

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 40

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pj - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
yea right..............
Al - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Just like Deanna at UMASS Amherst. Believe me.
Harry Capelli - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Everything that worked and based of full human pubic hair is fine, here and everywhere!
josh anderson - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
well done all fives
DANIEL(josh's friend) - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
good job!!! and like said by pj yea right!!!!!!!
daniel - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
std std std std std!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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