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Song Parodies -> "Violent Reality (Surreal Life 6)"

Original Song Title:

"Violent Pornography"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Violent Reality (Surreal Life 6)"

Parody Written by:

Lenny Quites

The Lyrics

For those of you who are unfamiliar with this, this parody is about a scene where Alexis Arquette flies in the faces of a bunch of ignorant heckling buns-holes.Alexis = MY HEROINE<3
Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody, everybody DUCK!

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody's furniture will fly

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Mess with that Alexis and your sorry ass will die!

Bout to throw some fists in San Luis Obispo
Yes she's gonna blow
Throw some fists in San Luis Obispo
Betcha didn't know
Throw some fists
I betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Throw some fists
I betcha didn't know
Yes she's gonna blow
Betcha didn't know

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody, everybody DUCK!

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody's furniture will fly

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Mess with that Alexis and your sorry ass will die!

Bout to throw some fists in San Luis Obispo
Yes she's gonna blow
Throw some fists in San Luis Obispo
Betcha didn't know
Throw some fists
I betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Throw some fists
I betcha didn't know
Yes she's gonna blow
Betcha didn't know


You're on violent reality
And this chick shall clobber thee
You stupid sh*ts
Will fly like E.T.
You're on violent reality
And this chick shall clobber thee
You stupid sh*ts
Will fly like E.T.

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody, everybody DUCK!

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Everybody, everybody's furniture will fly

Everybody, everybody, everybody in the place
Mess with that Alexis and your sorry ass will die

Bout to throw some fists in San Luis Obispo
Yes she's gonna blow
Throw some fists in San Luis Obispo
Betcha didn't know
Throw some fists
I betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Throw some fists
I betcha didn't know
Yes she's gonna blow
Betcha didn't know

You're on violent reality
And this chick shall clobber thee
You stupid sh*ts
Will fly like E.T.
You're on violent reality
And this chick shall clobber thee
You stupid sh*ts
Will fly like E.T.
You're on violent reality
And this chick shall clobber thee
You stupid sh*ts
Will fly like E.T.

You'll fly like E.T.
Bitch!
A battered E.T

Can you say mass trouncing

Mass Trouncing

San Luis Obispo

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 6

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Gory Gab - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This is just about the most stupid parody ever written, but I bet it's your first one, so keep practicing. I'm not all that good either. If you wanna see my best S.O.A.D. parody, check out "Hairline".... YOU'LL LOVE IT!!!
ElastiKBandZ - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Are you NUTS?! Have you even SEEN a minute of this surreal life season? This parody is PERFECT! 5's dude.
Lenny Quites - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Gab if you want to see the dumbest parody of all time check out MY first one. It was a parody of Whitney Houston's "When You Believe" and trust me once you see that you'll never feel bad about writing a bad parody EVER AGAIN! :P
daniel - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
and a tigers to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glenn Rousseau - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
THIS IS FUNNY! If this is your first time (which I bet it isin't), awesome job!

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