Song Parodies -> Bring Your Own Bong
| Original Song Title: | "B.Y.O.B." |
| Original Performer: | System of a Down |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bring Your Own Bong" |
| Parody Written by: | N. E. Stott with CrazyM108 |
BLOW!
WHY DO WE ALWAYS SEND VOLUNTEERS?!
Cowardice from Judas with painted nails.
Socialistic, socialists, steal
for break-in lootin' deals.
March and protest,
idiotic and spasmodic losers.
"You need our sophistication!"
Yet you hide behind your protest signs.
La la la la la la la la la oooh,
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; looting is not a crime.
Throbbing crotches penetrating
into Marx's big mouth,
infiltrating the schools,
killing our MOTIVATION,
hung over, sitting drugged and soiled,
crying SOCIALISM!
Hand-outs and abortion.
Still you hide behind your protest signs.
La la la la la la la la la oooh,
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; looting is not a crime.
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; arson is not a crime.
Shoot up, it's protest time,
And we all wanna live in a communist nation,
Light up, it's protest time,
And who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Why did Presidents fight in wars?*
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Why did Presidents fight in wars?
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Throbbing crotches penetrating
into Marx's big mouth,
infiltrating the schools,
killing our INOVATION,
hung over, sitting drugged and soiled,
Crying COMMUNISM!
Hand-outs and abortion.
Still you hide behind your protest signs.
La la la la la la la la la oooh,
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; looting is not a crime.
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; arson is not a cri-
Who the hell are you!
Who the hell are you!
Why have Presidents had war careers?
Why do we always send volunteers?
Why have Presidents had war careers?
Why do we always send volunteers?
Why do we always send volunteers?
Why do we always send volunteers?
Whydo we always send volunteers?
Whydo we always send volunteers?
Whydo we always send volunteers?
We always send volunteers!
We always send volunteers!
WHY DO WE ALWAYS SEND VOLUNTEERS?!
Cowardice from Judas with painted nails.
Socialistic, socialists, steal
for break-in lootin' deals.
March and protest,
idiotic and spasmodic losers.
"You need our sophistication!"
Yet you hide behind your protest signs.
La la la la la la la la la oooh,
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; looting is not a crime.
Throbbing crotches penetrating
into Marx's big mouth,
infiltrating the schools,
killing our MOTIVATION,
hung over, sitting drugged and soiled,
crying SOCIALISM!
Hand-outs and abortion.
Still you hide behind your protest signs.
La la la la la la la la la oooh,
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; looting is not a crime.
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; arson is not a crime.
Shoot up, it's protest time,
And we all wanna live in a communist nation,
Light up, it's protest time,
And who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
Why did Presidents fight in wars?*
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Why did Presidents fight in wars?
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Why did Tilman when he's not poor?
Throbbing crotches penetrating
into Marx's big mouth,
infiltrating the schools,
killing our INOVATION,
hung over, sitting drugged and soiled,
Crying COMMUNISM!
Hand-outs and abortion.
Still you hide behind your protest signs.
La la la la la la la la la oooh,
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; looting is not a crime.
Everybody's going to the protest; gonna waste some time.
Prancing in the streets; arson is not a cri-
Who the hell are you!
Who the hell are you!
Why have Presidents had war careers?
Why do we always send volunteers?
Why have Presidents had war careers?
Why do we always send volunteers?
Why do we always send volunteers?
Why do we always send volunteers?
Whydo we always send volunteers?
Whydo we always send volunteers?
Whydo we always send volunteers?
We always send volunteers!
We always send volunteers!
*The following United States Presidents fought in wars: George Washington, James Monroe, Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Chester A. Arthur, Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley, Theodore Roosevelt, Harry S. Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard M. Nixon, Gerald R. Ford, and George H. W. Bush. Other United States Presidents; such as Millard Fillmore, Abraham Lincoln, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, and George W. Bush; served in the military but did not serve in a combat theater. James Madison is the only sitting United States President to have taken direct fire from enemy combatants when the British took the White House during the War of 1812.©2006, N. E. Stott, all rights reserved.
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bush is a fag!
when i came back to this parody 2 things i realized 1 protest are not a wast of thim because the of bush and that is allways fun! 2 bring your own what?
you did it to me again amiright.com!!!!!!!!!! modifing my comments!!!!!!!
what does b.y.o.b stand for?
Here are the reports for two studies conducted by the Heritage Foundation showing that the all-volunteer military of the US has higher levels of education and economic origin than the national averages, both of which increased after the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq: www.heritage.org/Research/NationalSecurity/cda06-09.cfm www.heritage.org/Research/NationalSecurity/cda05-08.cfm So much for the US sending only the poor and the illiterate… That being said, the communists and socialists are still sending the poor and illiterate to man, or “person,” their protests. It’s much easier to manage people too stupid to question who can incessantly repeat the implanted diatribic slogans that echo around in their empty skulls. Take Danny-Boy, here, who cannot write a grammatically correct sentence to save his life. Daniel makes quite a strong case for the protests not being a “wast of thim” (waste of time) because, after all, “the of bush and that is allways fun!” Yeah… I can’t really argue with that. Also, I thought you’re supposed to be more sensitive to homosexuals by not using such terms as “fag,” “queer,” and the like. Didn’t they give you your sensitivity training yet, or is this just another example of leftist hypocrisy? Oh, and a bong, Danny, is that water pipe with MJ that they give you to smoke at the protests, increasing your appetite for Doritos while also making you more manageable to your communist handlers. I can just imagine the puddle of drool and confused look on Danny’s face right now. Mr. Smith, B.Y.O.B. in the case of the original SOAD song stands for, “Bring Your Own Bombs.” The more common usage by Danny-Boy and the other brain-cell-deficient socialist minions when going to their parties is “Bring Your Own Beer.” I assume you already knew the latter meaning, but just in case…
The Heritage Foundation - now there's a mainstream think tank . Here's a stat for you Stott - the children of the elite don't go to war - that's all we need to know.
Here's a stat for you Ter-Loon, the children of the elite DO go to war, despite the lies that Comrade Moore tells you in his agitprop films. Take a look at all of the children of US Congressmen and state governors that are serving in the Middle East and then get back to me.
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