Song Parodies -> Hairline
| Original Song Title: | "Streamline" |
| Original Performer: | System of a Down |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hairline" |
| Parody Written by: | Darth Matt & Gory Gab |
This is a story of a man that all of a sudden is going bald. THIS MAY HAPPEN TO YOU.....
There is no hair up here!!!!! (x2)
I know nothing's gonna be fine,
cuz' I see my receding hairline.
My love left me cuz' I'm goin' bald,
now I can't grow all my damn hair long.
There is no hair up here!!!!
It's all gone!!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
My hair's not long!!!!
Goodbye!!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
Goodbye....
There is no hair up here now (x2)
I know time already has passed us by,
and I can't wrestle with the timeline
because nothing lasts a lifetime,
and I can see now that I'm goin' bald...
And there is no hair up here!!!
It's all gone!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
My hair's not long!!!!
It's all gone!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
Goodbye for long!!!!
GOODBYE!!!!
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
there is no hair up here....
there is no hair....
there is no hair up here...
There is no hair up here!!!!
It's all gone!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
Goodbye for long!!!
GOODBYE!!!!
(You're bald.....)
I'M BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know nothing's gonna be fine,
cuz' I see my receding hairline.
My love left me cuz' I'm goin' bald,
now I can't grow all my damn hair long.
There is no hair up here!!!!
It's all gone!!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
My hair's not long!!!!
Goodbye!!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
Goodbye....
There is no hair up here now (x2)
I know time already has passed us by,
and I can't wrestle with the timeline
because nothing lasts a lifetime,
and I can see now that I'm goin' bald...
And there is no hair up here!!!
It's all gone!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
My hair's not long!!!!
It's all gone!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
Goodbye for long!!!!
GOODBYE!!!!
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
there is no hair up here....
there is no hair....
there is no hair up here...
There is no hair up here!!!!
It's all gone!!!
There is no hair up here!!!
Goodbye for long!!!
GOODBYE!!!!
(You're bald.....)
I'M BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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