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Song Parodies -> "B.Y.O.F. - Bring Your Own Food"

Original Song Title:

"B.Y.O.B."

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"B.Y.O.F. - Bring Your Own Food"

Parody Written by:

Crazy T

The Lyrics

Why can't they just go to the store?!

Gorgings on by Garfields
With pointed claws
Stealthy Starlight crawls
To jump straight at your heels

Marching forward soldiers brainwashed
by the ferocious felines
You depend on us for sustenance
But you just ate all of our food again
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meooow

Everybody's going to the alley have a real good time
Dancing in the moonlight drinking all the moonshine

All of our food disappearing into Moses's Wet Mouth
Breaking into Wal-Mart stealing all the IAMS

Chicken sitting dripped in gravy
Crying "Eat me!"
Handed to digestion
Still you must eat all the rest of our food
Meow Meowetc..Meooow

Everybody's going to the alley have a real good time
Dancing in the moonlight drinking all the moonshine

Everybody's going to the alley have a real good time
Dancing in the moonlight drinking all the moonshine

Fast off!
It's feeding time!
And We all live in a catscist nation

Fast off!
It's feeding time!
And they ate all our food!

They ate all our food!
They ate all our food!

Why do cats make us their whores?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!

Why do cats make us their whores?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!

Why can't they just go to the store?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!

All of our food disappearing into
Moses' wet Mouth
Breaking into Wal-Mart stealing
All the IAMS

Chicken sitting dripped in gravy
Crying "Eat me!"
Handed to digestion
Still you must eat all the rest of our food
Meow Meowetc..Meooow

Everybody's going to the alley have a real good time
Dancing in the moonlight drinking all the moonshine

Everybody's going to the alley have a real good time
Dancing in the moonlight drinking all the moon

They ate all our food!
They ate all our food!

Why do cats make us their whores?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!

Why do cats make us their whores?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!
Why can't they just go to the store?

Why can't they just go to the store?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!
Why can't they just go to the store?!
They can't go to the store!
They can't go to the store!




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A.M.Y - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Do something better...if you can.. parody is an easy stuff not a little imagination for it... do your own song. anyone know what they mean you lose this time not even funny.
Crazy T - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I suppose it works much better sung than it does written out like this. No harm no foul.

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