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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Phaal"

Original Song Title:

"Attack"

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken Phaal"

Parody Written by:

The Heretic

The Lyrics

a bit too hot?...
screaming, the seat i grip,
napalm, on my lips,
as i cry,
i wonder why,
did i pick the phaal?,

the cold water pitcher seems so far away,
the glass is melting at my mouth and,
if i get out of this place alive,
thats the last time i will order,

chicken phaal!
phaal-a,phaal-a, fire in a bowl,
chicken phaal!,
phaal-a,phaal-a, phaal-a, holy shite!,
chicken phaal!,
why didnt i just have a korma?
chicken phaal!!!!,

vision, fading out,
ko'd, in the first bout,
satan, he hath no,
he hath no fury,

breathing big fireballs, godzilla would be proud,
here come the people from the telly,
they think its terrorists, but it might be,
if napalm was added to my,

chicken phaal!,
phaal-a,phaal-a, wait till nature calls,
chicken phaal!,
phaal-a, phaal-a, phaal-a, holy shite!,
chicken phaal!,
you'll be peppering the walls come 6am,
chicken phaal!!!.

phaal!
phaal!

morning, my bowels moan,
the toilets, a disaster zone,
now i warn you, whatever you do,
go for a saag,

paying the price for stepping on the wild side,
i thought i could be a hardo,
now my intestines are down the pan,
all because of this ,

chicken phaal!,
phaal-a, phaal-a, just like lava
chicken phaal!,
phaal-a, phaal-a, phaal-a, holy shite!,
chicken phaal!,
a way to ensure a quick suicide,
chicken phaal!,

phaal, it is too damn hot for me,
phaal, so what chance do you think you have,
phaal, just stick with the rogan josh,
chicken phaal!!!!!

chicken phaal....
hope u like it, cos it was blummin' difficult!!...(this is my fave curry by the way. most of this is a personal experiance, but it tastes so good and i would have it again!. order with caution, and happy curry chomping!)

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personman - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
well done!
The Heretic - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
parodying aint easy!....
personman - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
i know but i have never writen one so maybe i cant apreasheate (misspelled) it as much a you! what the hell is chicken phaal?
Rashmi - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh my God. Hahaha. This caused me great hilarity, because phaal is something of a joke with my and my friends. Great work.
personman - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
cumon what is chicken phaal?
personman - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
your just gunna leave me hanging?
Tim Lomas - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Come on fellows, You must Know What a Chicken Phaal is. A Chicken Phaal is a Very Hot Chicken Curry which is Even Hotter Than a Vindaloo, So I DARE YOU to TRY ONE Ok!.

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