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Song Parodies -> "Cyrano"

Original Song Title:

"Cigaro"

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Cyrano"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

Summer's here, parody time! Cyrano was such a good book/movie. We read it in french class.
My nose is much bigger than yours!
But I'm a poet to the core!
With my honor so pure!
Will have you reading more and more

Cruel, world has cursed me,
If she knew that the letters were by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,
Duel, I hate De Guiche,
She can't know that the letters are by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,

My heart is much purer than yours!
Christian can walk right out that door,
With girls he's so unsure,
And I know I want Roxanne more

Cruel, world has cursed me,
If she knew that the letters were by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,
Duel, I hate De Guiche,
She can't know that the letters are by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,
Cruel, world has cursed me,
If she knew that the letters were by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,
Duel, I hate De Guiche,
She can't know that the letters are by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,

Don't you dare make fun of my nose,
Only I make fun of my nose,
Christian can make fun of my nose,

We're the Gascon fighters we don't have much food,
I'm the poet master if you're in the mood,
She's the striking damsel I met at the play,
He's the gorgeous soldier Christian, write for him each day,

Cruel, world has cursed me,
If she knew that the letters were by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,
Duel, I hate De Guiche,
She can't know that the letters are by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,

We're the Gascon fighters we don't have much food,
I'm the poet master if you're in the mood,

Cruel, world has cursed me,
If she knew that the letters were by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,
Duel, I hate De Guiche,
She can't know that the letters are by,
Cyrano, Cyrano, Cyrano,

My nose is much bigger than yours!
But I'm a poet to the core!
With my honor so pure!
Will have you reading more and more

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Phil Alexander - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'll trust you on the pacing.. and I love Cyrano de Bergerac :-)
Patrick Yoness - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS either, but saw them on SNL and was somewhat transfixed by what I saw. Good word-smithing here.

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