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Song Parodies -> "DETV (D.on't E.at T.he V.eggies!)"

Original Song Title:

"BYOB"

Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"DETV (D.on't E.at T.he V.eggies!)"

Parody Written by:

Danny Patterson

The Lyrics

(DETV stands for, "Don't Eat the Veggies!")
WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME EAT THIS?!?

My Mom is cooking up
Some Healthy Foods
Brocoli, Carrots, & Celery
Will I ever survive?
Into my mouth goes some Brocoli & Cheese It tastes so bad!
YOU depend that I will eat this!
Yet you don't know I ordered some pizza!

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum, mmmm!

Everybody's rejecting that stuff
You call Food
Puking in the Hall
No wonder I'm so depressed.

Running for the Door at dinner
Yeah, They taste that freakin' bad!
Breaking into Pizza Hut
Stealing the Cheesesticks
Everybody stuffing their mouths
Crying FREEDOM!

Begging for me to eat them,
Still I order 2 Large Pizzas!

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum, mmmm!

Everybody's rejecting that stuff
You call Food
Puking in the Hall
No wonder I'm so depressed.
Everybody's rejecting that stuff
You call Food
Puking in the Hall
No wonder I'm so depressed.

BLAST THEM!
THE VEGGIES WILL DIE!
And we'll live happily ever after!
BLAST THEM!
THE VEGGIES WILL DIE!
And get used to it!

Get used to it!
Get used to it!

Why don't they just ban the Veggies?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why don't they just ban the Veggies?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?

Why are they making me eat this?!?

Running for the Door at dinner
Yeah, They taste that freakin' bad!
Breaking into Pizza Hut
Stealing the Cheesesticks
Everybody stuffing their mouths
Crying FREEDOM!

Begging for me to eat them,
Still I order 2 Large Pizzas!

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum, mmmm!

Everybody's rejecting that stuff
You call Food
Puking in the Hall
No wonder I'm so depressed.
Everybody's rejecting that stuff
You call Food
Puking in the Hall
No wonder I'm so de-

Get used to it!
Get used to it!

Why don't they just ban the Veggies?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why don't they just ban the Veggies?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?

Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?
Why are they making me eat this?!?

They make me eat these!
They make me eat these!

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NeonPaul - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a great song, and a really great parody I was listening to the origional at the same time and "YOU depend that I will eat this! Yet you don't know I ordered some pizza!" just made me crack up Well done!
anielda altessha - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
100% perfect much better than S.O.A.D. [the parody that hates on system of a down].
Papaya - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, concidering that Serj is a vegetarian! =P
??????? - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
go system of a down vedges
anielda altedsha - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
like i said great parody but your name sucks!!!!!!!!
serj tankian - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
this really really really really really really really sucks

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