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Song Parodies -> "Hockey"

Original Song Title:

"Pictures"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Hockey"

Parody Written by:

go*habs*go

The Lyrics

I want hockey to come back please! This lockout sucks!
I really sure miss hockey
I miss my Habs they left me
Bettman is a stupidhead

I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind!

Goal-goal-goal-goal!

I dont like Bob Goodenow
Salary Cap's the way to go!
They just wont get a deal done

I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind!

Goal-goal-goal-goal!

Hockey (Hockey)
Is gone (Is gone)
For the next 2 or so years
But then (But then)
They talk (They talk)
And they never get a deal

Gary (Gary)
Bettman (Bettman)
Is a disgrace to the game
There's no (There's no)
Hockey (Hockey)
And we all cry in shame

Can't the players just give in?
It's a fight they cannot win
Just bring hockey back please now!

I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind
I got hockey on my mind

I GOT HOCKEY ON MY MIND!
Hockey please come back. For all of us.

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SOAD - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
HOCKEY ROCKS!!!

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