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Song Parodies -> "Chop Suey (Chinese Food Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Chop Suey"

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Chop Suey (Chinese Food Version)"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Wanton soup and shrimp rolls I am lickin!
Roast pork has veggies I am pickin!
Why the hell is all of the meat missin!
Seafood mixture title Four Seasons! (its tasty)
Wanton soup and eggrols I am lickin! (its tasty)
Pork fried rice has veggies I am pickin! (its tasty)
Why the hell is all of the meat missin! (its tasty)

Well I don't think it comes with my
Order of pork fried rice
Moo shu are vegetables that are fried!

Roast pork!
Tell me why do I eat it with no fork!
So much rice I won't ask to eat more!
Couple dollars just to get an egg roll!
Eating all this makes your tummy so full! (its filling)
Eating up some family style bean curd! (its filling)
Pu pu platter makes it sounding like turd (its filling)
Even got some normal chicken fingers (its filling)

Waiter will you get, for me
Couple of fortune cookies
You see, that I am so damn hungry
Its time, to get some prok fried rice
Or some, of wanton you say is fried

Moo goo (Gai Pan)
Moo shu (Chicken)
Moo goo (Gai Pan)
Moo shu

Now its time to get the fried sea scallop
Now its time to get roast pork with broccoli
In a dish, with broccoli
On a plate, with broccoli
On chopsticks, with broc-coli oh

It is time, to get some pork fried rice
Or some, of wanton you say is fried
With my order of pork fried rice
Moo shu are vegetable that are fried!

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