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Song Parodies -> "Red Line"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Red Line"

Parody Written by:

To A Lesser Extent

The Lyrics

This is not based on any event I've been through, but if this has ever happened to any of you, I feel very sorry for you. Loser.
Stupid amusement park!
Stupid amusement park!

Waiting all this time for the fun ride
But I dropped my watch across the red line
I got that watch only last night
But I can't grab it, that is a crime

Employees will yell at me!
Have to wait
Employees will yell at me!
This wait I hate
I hate...
Waiting to grab it I hate

I see the blue train is running fine
So I should get my watch back in no time
Oh crap, lift's stuck, I've a right mind
To get mad at everyone in line

I hate this amusement park!
Wait's too long
I hate this amusement park!
This is just wrong
I hate this amusement park
It's killing me
This line...!


Great, now the ride is done
I guess that's good
That kid looks like he had fun

Hey give that back, you theif!
That's my watch
Ouch hey, don't punch me there!
In my crotch
Get back...!!!

Oh crap...

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