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Song Parodies -> "Polka Music"

Original Song Title:

"Bounce"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Polka Music"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

About polka. And don't forget to click on my name and review my other parodies, OK?
Noise

Accordions, Down, Up
Play, Polka X7
Hear, Polka X7
Buy, Polka X3
Love, Polka X3
Hear, Polka, Noise, Polka, Ugh, Polka, Stop

I went out on a date,
With a girl, whom I hate,
I wanted to bother her friends,
So in my hands.
I brought my accordion,
And it sounded like murderin',
I bled the ears of her friends,
They prayed it would end.

Screech, Ow, Pain
Hate, Polka X7
Sound, Polka X7
Down, Polka X3
No, Polka X3
Hear, Polka, Noise, Polka, Ugh, Polka, Stop

And their eyes were in flames,
I did not know their names,
They lined up double quick,
Beat me with a stick,
Begging me not to play,
It's ok, this expose',
It was so painful,
But just one pointy stick.

Screech, Ow, Pain
Hate, Polka X7
Sound, Polka X7
Down, Polka X3
No, Polka X3
Hear, Polka, Noise, Polka, Ugh, Polka, Stop

Oh, they surrounded me,
Kick me in the behind

Screech, Ow, Pain
Hate, Polka X7
Sound, Polka X7
Down, Polka X3
No, Polka X3
Hear, Polka, Noise, Polka, Ugh, Polka, Stop

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Grace Hampton - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I saw this song about polkas so, being a polka fan, I had to see what it was all about. Good!
tony - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
very nice and funny i like it good job
Jonathan S. - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
As with that other guy's "Bounce (Weird Al version)," nice "pogo/polka" sub. Although, I liked his just a hair better. Not that yours is bad; it's pretty good.

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