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Song Parodies -> "AOL 8.0"

Original Song Title:

"Toxicity"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"AOL 8.0"

The Lyrics

This is what happens when you spend 17 HOURS on a DIAL-UP MODEM to download AOL 8.0, then get a virus, then realized the new version's already out...
Conversion, to AOL 8.0
looking at sites with the new pop-up blockers on
AOL radio has lots of stations
to all songs, foreign songs, foreign songs

Whoa, where did this virus come from?!
Dang it got the computer, puter
Now why isn't McAffee Scan working?!
The sounds are bleep bleep bleep
Now why isn't McAffee Scan working?!
Stuff erasing! Stuff erasing! Erasing!!

Can't figure out the code, bug winning
Screen goes blank and then the word "screwed" is written across
the glory of an upgrade has ruined these things
the files of my computer, my computer
Whoa, where did this virus come from?!
Dang it got the computer, puter
Now why isn't McAffee Scan working?!
The sounds are bleep bleep bleep
somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
Stuff erasing! Stuff erasing! Erasing!!

Whoa, where did this virus come from?!
Dang it got the computer, puter
Now why isn't McAffee Scan working?!
The sounds are bleep bleep bleep
Now why isn't McAffee Scan working?!
Stuff erasing! Stuff erasing! Erasing!!

When it finally crashed
I cried tears onto the keyboard
When it finally crashed
I cried tears onto the keyboard

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Birgitta - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Monica. This is hilarious!!!! I like "Toxicity" a lot,so it was easy to follow along to.I was ROLLING when I read the -computer,puter part....!This is good stuff. Thanks-Birgitta
daniel - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
i have aolv8.0 it sucks so i feel your pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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