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Song Parodies -> "Flattened Kitty"

Original Song Title:

"Toxicity"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Flattened Kitty"

Parody Written by:

Yurimaru

The Lyrics

FLATTENED KITTY**********************The rhythm is almost the same as the original. It only varies at the end.Enjoy!
Diversion
Speed bump, red on the busy road
Ending his life with the strength of a tire hub
Spirit's free
From the streets of the big city
The flattened kitty
Is so sh*tty
Is so sh*tty

It
Will make you wanna hurl
It's bits are in disorder
Disorder
Now, it has been hit by a roller
A roller smoothing the street
Somewhere
A dead cat's spirit is free
It's murder, It's murder
It's murder

More blood on the tires
And pavement
Popped open kitty
Looking really, really f*ucked
Spirit's free
From the streets of the big city
The Flattened Kitty
It's a pity
Is so sh*tty

It
Will make you wanna hurl
It's bits are in disorder
Disorder
Now, it has been hit by a roller
A roller smoothing the street
Somewhere
A dead cat's spirit is free
It's murder, It's murder
It's murder

When he became a lump
He looked like a piece of abstract art
When he became a lump
He looked like a piece of abstract art!
Original Song Copyright 2001 System of a DownParody Copyright 2003 Alex Mason (Ironklaw Studios)Ironklaw Studios Home Page.

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me - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
k this was the stoopidest thing i ever heard, but it was funny! good job!
Jonathan S. - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Yuck and shame-shame. Translation: too gross and too profane. 511 ppphhhhttttttt!

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