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Song Parodies -> "Chop Gannon (Zelda Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Chop Suey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Chop Gannon (Zelda Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Peter

The Lyrics

Wake up,
Why do all the baddies simply burn up?
I tried all the games until I gave up.
Why'd you leave my shield on the table?

You want me to! Why do all the baddies simply burn up?
You want me to! I tried all the games until I gave up.
You want me to! Why'd you leave my shield on the table?

Why can't I just, slice, him, and wait for my health to rise,
I, cry, when Gannon deserves to DIE!

Wake up,
Why do all the baddies simply burn up?
I tried all the games until I gave up.
Why'd you leave my shield on the table?

You want me to! Why do all the baddies simply burn up?
You want me to! I tried all the games until I gave up.
You want me to! Why'd you leave my shield on the table?

Why can't I just, slice, him, and wait for my health to rize,
I, cry, when Gannon deserves to die
Slice him, and wait for my health to rise
I cry, when Gannon deserves to die.

Bomb him!
Shoot him!
Slice him!
Kill him now!

Fell into a pit.
Got attacked by Re-deads
Fell into a pit
Why can't they stop killin' me
In their caves stop killin' me
In their pits stop killin' me
In their tombs stop killin' me

God, damn, it, wait for my heath to rise
I cry when Gannon deserves to die
Kill him and wait for my health to rise
I cry when Gannon deserves to die.

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