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Song Parodies -> "Chop Sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"Chop Suey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"Chop Sandwich"

Parody Written by:

CeeeJay

The Lyrics

Wake up
Grab a knife and spread on a little ketchup
Add the pickles onions, hold the lettuce
Then just put the sandwich on the table
Here you go, eat it if you're able

You wanted to
Grab a knife and spread on a little ketchup
You wanted to
Add the pickles onions, hold the lettuce
You wanted to
Then just put the sandwich on the table
You wanted to
Here you go, eat it if you're able

I don't think you trust
in
my
skills as a sandwich guy
I'll
Try
To not make your sandwich dry

Fall into your hands, I'll give you your sandwich
Fall into your hands
That will be seven fifty
in dollars seven fifty
including tax seven fifty
cash or charge SEVEN
FIFTY, oh

Trust in my skills as a sandwich guy
I'll try to not make your sandwich dry
in my skills as a sandwich guy
I'll try to not make your sandwich dry...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 10

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neminem - January 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I wanted to hear the rest of the song! I'm disappointed!
BiGdUdE11 - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment
it sucked it was boring but it had a few good moments but i hated it you didnt do the whole song you repeated the same thing over and it wasnt that funny but the part with "7.59" was kind of funny

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