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Song Parodies -> "Need to Piddle"

Original Song Title:

"In The Middle"

Original Performer:

Sugababes

Parody Song Title:

"Need to Piddle"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

A dunny is a toilet. I think it's Australian slang...
I really need to piddle
No it won't be little
So get a Porto-Potty real quick, uh, uh
You see I drank way too much water
Just kept asking for more
As if I was a stupid country hick, uh, uh, uh

I really need to piddle
No it won't be little
So get a Porto-Potty real quick, uh, uh
You see I drank way too much water
Just kept asking for more
As if I was a stupid country hick, uh, uh, uh

Sooner or later
This stupid elevator
Is gonna stop and open for me
I'm crossing my legs well
Oh the pain is like hell
Just because I need a wee

People think it's funny
When I look for the dunny
In a really posh carpet shop
And when I finally find them
I know I have to run
Because the pipes have got a block

Why can't we walk in the nude and get rid of the waste in the street?
I mean come on what is the point of hiding such a pleasurable feat?

I really need to piddle
No it won't be little
So get a Porto-Potty real quick, uh, uh
You see I drank way too much water
Just kept asking for more
As if I was a stupid country hick, uh, uh, uh

Now I've gone to McDo.
But I'm sure they'll say no
I'll have pie a la mode
To get my butt on a throne

Why should I have to pay?
We all do it anyway
Morning or the late day
Now you teen give me change

But what they didn't tell me
Only toilets for ladies
So I gotta leave once more
Before I wet the floor

Everybody on the street is wathcing me go zoom
When I broke the sound barrier did you hear the boom?
Watching me and blocking me just won't let me go through
And I think that this wee is turning into a poo

I really need to piddle
No it won't be little
So get a Porto-Potty real quick, uh, uh
You see I drank way too much water
Just kept asking for more
As if I was a stupid country hick, uh, uh, uh

I really need to piddle
No it won't be little
So get a Porto-Potty real quick, uh, uh
You see I drank way too much water
Just kept asking for more
As if I was a stupid country hick, uh, uh, uh

Finally I got to somewhere I can go
Where no-one or nothing will say no
I've got into a friend's house no-one is here
The voices in my head are saying it's ok
Trying to slow it down but I can feel it push
Gotta keep it in, gotta keep real hush
Can hear the front door open and the mum finds me
I am standing there, in a puddle of pee

I really need to piddle
No it won't be little
So get a Porto-Potty real quick, uh, uh
You see I drank way too much water
Just kept asking for more
As if I was a stupid country hick, uh, uh, uh

I really need to piddle
No it won't be little
So get a Porto-Potty real quick, uh, uh
You see I drank way too much water
Just kept asking for more
As if I was a stupid country hick, uh, uh, uh

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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azza & nazza - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAAH! that song rules! hehe good old sugababes...
Natasha - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good
Groovy chick - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Laugh out loud
Alyssa - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Gross...555! But why is there only one other vote?
Blethar - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Probably because some of the old ones got lost...there was a 1-1-1 at some point. Anyhoo, thanks for the votes and comments.
hannah&steph - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
the last line of the chorus ruined it. sorry but i was singing it to the cd
Blethar - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You're right. I'll remember that.

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