Outback Overload

Cork hats I ain't worn for years
The sheep's comin' and I'm close to the shears
Adjust the corks, on my hat

At the pub, where we drink VB
Bazza wants to take me out for tea
Omar Gawd, can't say no

Skipping meals, gotta drink more beer
Where's me cork hat? I need it here...
Flies buzzin', round me head

VB rules, Bazza, Shazza and me got wasted
Fair dinkum, mate, and I just don't know how to face it
Vegemites hard, I'm struggling to paste it
But me toast's still warm, and, bugger, I don't want to waste it...

Chuck a chookie, on the barbeque
And as it cooks I think of you
Feathers gone, high class chook

Bugger me, look at this, mate,
Me Vegemite's past its use by date
It's been so long on me shelf

VB rules, Bazza, Shazza and me got wasted
Fair dinkum, mate, and I just don't know how to face it
Vegemites hard, I'm struggling to paste it
But me toast's still warm, and, bugger, I don't want to waste it...

This vegemite's incredible, tastes great on toast
wash it down with VB,
One swig, or will I just keep going?
Fair dinkum woah, woah, woah

VB rules, Bazza, Shazza and me got wasted
(yeh yeh yeh)
Fair dinkum, mate, and I just don't know how to face it
(how to face it)
Vegemites hard, I'm struggling to paste it
(struggling, struggling)
But me toast's still warm, and, bugger, I don't want to waste it...
(want to waste it)

VB rules, Bazza, Shazza and me got wasted
(Our VB's safe in bed)
Fair dinkum, mate, and I just don't know how to face it
(how to face it)
Vegemites hard, I'm struggling to paste it
(struggling, struggling)
But me toast's still warm, and, bugger, I don't want to waste it...
(want to waste it)