Song Parodies -> What Will You Do, Bin Laden?
| Original Song Title: | "Sour Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Stone Temple Pilots |
| Parody Song Title: | "What Will You Do, Bin Laden?" |
| Parody Written by: | ParodyKeet |
Hey! Six thousand people died
When nineteen madmen crashed four planes - we can't stand it.
Say! They've made a nation cry.
It was Bin Laden and his henchmen who planned it.
That ultimatum for the Taliban,
They've disregarded it, and asked for the bombing.
Can't get away with hiding bogeymen
In poor Afghanistan, where people are starving.
(CHORUS)
What will you do.....
What will you do when they flush out YOU....
What will you do, Bin Laden? (TWICE)
When he's in jail, then can we seal his doom?
Then can we make him drink his milk mixed with pond sludge,
And feed him pork chops with a silver spoon
And lace his bread with gopher guts? No, let God judge.
Leave him to Allah, folks, and when he dies,
Confronted for his jollies by the Almighty,
There'll be remorse and terror in his eyes.
Leave him to Allah, down to blazes, they'll find him.
(Chorus)
What will you do....
What will you do when they smoke out you....
What will you do, Bin Laden? (twice)
Hey! SIX THOUSAND PEOPLE DIED!
Down with the Taliban! Way down with Bin Laden!
Down with the Taliban, way down with Bin Laden,
A curse on Bin Laden.....
When nineteen madmen crashed four planes - we can't stand it.
Say! They've made a nation cry.
It was Bin Laden and his henchmen who planned it.
That ultimatum for the Taliban,
They've disregarded it, and asked for the bombing.
Can't get away with hiding bogeymen
In poor Afghanistan, where people are starving.
(CHORUS)
What will you do.....
What will you do when they flush out YOU....
What will you do, Bin Laden? (TWICE)
When he's in jail, then can we seal his doom?
Then can we make him drink his milk mixed with pond sludge,
And feed him pork chops with a silver spoon
And lace his bread with gopher guts? No, let God judge.
Leave him to Allah, folks, and when he dies,
Confronted for his jollies by the Almighty,
There'll be remorse and terror in his eyes.
Leave him to Allah, down to blazes, they'll find him.
(Chorus)
What will you do....
What will you do when they smoke out you....
What will you do, Bin Laden? (twice)
Hey! SIX THOUSAND PEOPLE DIED!
Down with the Taliban! Way down with Bin Laden!
Down with the Taliban, way down with Bin Laden,
A curse on Bin Laden.....
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