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Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving"

Original Song Title:

"Fade"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Thanksgiving"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I try to eat,
Stuffing, ham, and roast tirkey.
I had some pumpkin pie,
And I topped it off with whipped cream.

And I know that I will gain some weight,
Everyone's size just stays the same.
So now when I get on the scale,
I just bow my head and,

I just wanted some mashed potatoes,
You were busy drinking all the beer.
But now it's 6:30 and I'm starving,
I've waited a year.
Now the hunger makes me feel like,
I should celebrate my Thanksgiving,
But it seems the turkey I am eating,
Has some many calories.

So where were you,
When all this food was being chewed,
You never took the time,
To ask my mom what you could do.

And I know that I will gain some weight,
Everyone's size just stays the same.
So now when I get on the scale,
I just bow my head and,

I just wanted some mashed potatoes,
You were busy drinking all the beer.
But now it's 6:30 and I'm starving,
I've waited a year.
Now the hunger makes me feel like,
I should celebrate my Thanksgiving,
But it seems the turkey I am eating,
Has some many calories.

I love Thanksgiving,
All day.
I love Thanksgiving.
Olay!
I love Thanksgivin,
Each day.
Leftovers fade away.

I just wanted some mashed potatoes,
You were busy drinking all the beer.
But now it's 6:30 and I'm starving,
I've waited a year.
Now the hunger makes me feel like,
I should celebrate my Thanksgiving,
But it seems the turkey I am eating,
Has some many calories.

Oy vey......................

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