Muffler

My car is broken, what can I do?
Shouldn't have bought that Subaru.
The front mirror is cracked,
After I wrecked,
I lost my muffler.

Insurance rates won't go away.
They're going higher everyday.
I think that this is gay,
My car is cool,
But without a muffler.

And when I finally drive,
All the parts are there.
The gas pedal's jammed,
Boy, that gives me quite a scare.
Get past the stoplights,
And drive into the ravine.
Name brand cars all suck,
And you know what I mean.

I tried to sell my car to you,
Just 13 grand should oughta do.
But what you get inside,
You'll know why you will,
Want a muffler!

Muffler.

Just don't look carefully inside,
The interior doesn't give much pride.
But once you finally get inside,
Then you'll know,
You'll need a muffler.

Muffler.

And when I finally drive,
All the parts are there.
The gas pedal's jammed,
Boy, that gives me quite a scare.
Get past the stoplights,
And drive into the ravine.
Name brand cars all suck,
And you know what I mean.

And when I finally drive.....................

And when I finally drive,
All the parts are there.
The brake lines are gone,
And now it's time to be scared.
Terrific sound system,
But no tape players inside.
It's my Subaru,
It's doesn't fill me with pride.