My parents say I'm a pisser,
With zits that are so clear.
I need help and some attention,
But this disorder will disappear.

{Oh,no}
Cuz' there's a yellow leak in my bed.
The doctors say it's a thing they dread.

My new bedsheets are wrinkled,
Cuz' I had to urinate.
Shouldn't sniff that cocaine up my nose,
Now I've screwed my brain.
Cuz' I can't take anymore of this,
My bowel disorder's a thing I dread.
My parents see a yellow stain,
That's on the middle of my bed.

{Oh no}
Cuz' there's a yellow leak in my bed.
The doctors say it's a thing they dread.

I am twenty one old boy outside,
Within's a 3 year olds urination,
That's in my soul inside.
And I'm worse than 5 year old children.
I wish you could know how I feel.
But I know I'll get through this phase,
If this phase is not a big deal.

{Oh no}
Cuz' there's a yellow leak in my bed.
The doctors say it's a thing they dread.