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Song Parodies -> "Westside"

Original Song Title:

"Outside"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Westside"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Dyke

The Lyrics

WESTSIDE

Christmas time I feel so alone
I'm a Jew in a Christian home
Tell your mom
I don't mean to be rude
But on Christmas
Jews eat Chinese food

But I'm from the Westside
I'm circumcised
My uncle's a rabbi
I enjoy matzo
Hanukah's over
It ended last week
Now it is Christmas
And Christmas aint kosher

I feel guilty
Cuz I am having fun tonight
It's not easy being the Chosen One, the Tribe
All these presents
Clothes and toys
For the girls and boys
I'm surrounded so many happy goys

But I'm from the Westside
I'm circumcised
My uncle's a rabbi
I enjoy matzo
Hanukah's over
It ended last week
Now it is Christmas
And Christmas aint kosher

At the movies
That's where I should be
I've got coupons
Buy one get one free
At the mall when I shop
I see Santa I don't stop
There's no cure
Like Yom Kippur

But I'm happy
Cuz tomorrow
Bloomingdale's has after-Christmas sales

Cuz I'm from the Westside
I'm circumcised
This aint a latke
That aint a dreidel
Hanukah's over
It ended last week
Now it is Christmas
And Christmas aint kosher


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