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Song Parodies -> "Toothpaste"

Original Song Title:

"Waste"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Toothpaste"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is an early one, from two months ago, I didn't submit it, but here it is now.
My dentist came up to me,
He had some answers only I should know.
Though I didn't know.
My cavities were hurting,
As the doc drilled into my mouth,
But after that he gave me,
Awesome dental advice.

But my gums,
Have gone to waste.
Need fluoride,
Fluoride toothpaste.

When I strolled down to Walgreens,
To buy some toothpaste for my teeth,
There were so many options to choose.
I can't explain how I feel, do I want flavored or just plain?
I just want to get some toothpaste for my mouth,
Stop the hurting.

But these brands,
Can they replace,
Fluoride tooth........
Fluoride toothpaste.

The dentists all love me,
Because of the cash I'm paying.
They examine my mouth,
Hoping they'll find a cavity.
Why do they look at me,
And say I need a root canal.

FORGET THAT,
FORGET HIM,
I'LL JUST LIVE,
THROUGH THIS PAIN.
IF I JUST KEEP ON BRUSHING, I WON'T GO THERE AGAIN.
DENTISTS SUCK,
JUST BECAUSE,
THEY TRY TO,
STEAL MY CASH,
WHEN MY TEETH AREN'T THAT BAD,
BUT THE PAIN KICKS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But my gums,
Have gone to waste.
Tried fluoride,
Fluoride toothpaste.
These name brands,
Are all a waste,
Need fluoride,
Fluoride toothpaste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Billy Boyd - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is hilarious. I'd love to hear a recording of this.

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