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Song Parodies -> "Lycanthropy"

Original Song Title:

"Epiphany"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Lycanthropy"

Parody Written by:

XXX

The Lyrics

For all those who don't know, lycanthropy is about werewolves.
This thing inside just a cancer
That can't be cured with a beer.
I try to find a solution
That won't make me disappear.

'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.

They might put me in a muzzle,
But they can't keep me at bay.
I try to keep it in my head
And make it go away,
'Cause I can't take it any more.
I just want a poptart.
I will dig just a couple holes
Inside your precious garden.

'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.

I am something more than a little wolf inside,
That howls out for attention.
I usually try to hide
'Cause the wolf wants to eat your children.
And yes werewolves are real.
There will be a great fight scene
Once the wolf is revealed.

'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.

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