Song Parodies -> Lycanthropy
| Original Song Title: | "Epiphany" |
| Original Performer: | Staind |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lycanthropy" |
| Parody Written by: | XXX |
For all those who don't know, lycanthropy is about werewolves.
This thing inside just a cancer
That can't be cured with a beer.
I try to find a solution
That won't make me disappear.
'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.
They might put me in a muzzle,
But they can't keep me at bay.
I try to keep it in my head
And make it go away,
'Cause I can't take it any more.
I just want a poptart.
I will dig just a couple holes
Inside your precious garden.
'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.
I am something more than a little wolf inside,
That howls out for attention.
I usually try to hide
'Cause the wolf wants to eat your children.
And yes werewolves are real.
There will be a great fight scene
Once the wolf is revealed.
'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.
That can't be cured with a beer.
I try to find a solution
That won't make me disappear.
'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.
They might put me in a muzzle,
But they can't keep me at bay.
I try to keep it in my head
And make it go away,
'Cause I can't take it any more.
I just want a poptart.
I will dig just a couple holes
Inside your precious garden.
'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.
I am something more than a little wolf inside,
That howls out for attention.
I usually try to hide
'Cause the wolf wants to eat your children.
And yes werewolves are real.
There will be a great fight scene
Once the wolf is revealed.
'Cause I'm always howling at the moon.
I look like a creature from Dragoon.
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