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Song Parodies -> "Darkside"

Original Song Title:

"Outside"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Darkside"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

And you bring me down to my knees.
All this time, I could find out, pretty please.
Darth Vader looks like he feels insecure.
And I hear Darth Vader beg some more.

Please join the darkside.
We shall be one.
You and Princess Leah,
Han and ole' Chewbacca.
Cuz' the good side is ugly.
Ugly like me.
You wont be a Jedi,
Who screwed up like me.

Boy, this time, Ijustfelt lightsabers can't stop it- only you.
And I taste, but I could never have- a father like you.
All those times that I tried- my intention of the dark side.
And Jedis' waste more time that Jabba the Hutt.


Please join the darkside.
We shall be one.
You and Princess Leah,
Han and ole' Chewbacca.
Cuz' the good side is ugly.
Ugly like me.
You wont be a Jedi,
Who screwed up just like me.

All these times, Jedis' died. Yoda's pacing, Force inside.
And I feel all this pain- in my arm- it's cut off again.
And I lie here in bed all alone- Arms can't mend.
And I think Darth Vader will be okay.

{And he says}
Please join the darkside.
We shall be one.
You and Princess Leah,
Han and ole' Chewbacca.
Cuz' the good side is ugly.
Ugly like me.
You wont be a Jedi,
Who screwed up like me.

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