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Song Parodies -> "Doggy Likes His Pot"

Original Song Title:

"Drop It Like It's Hot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Doggy Likes His Pot"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

I originally wanted this to be a slap at Doggy's being a Druggie (which the refrain is), but as I went through the verses it became clear it would be far easier to take a few stabs at modern American female dating preferences and the way too many "men" choose to accomodate them. Let's face it, there is indeed a market for what Snoop has to offer :(. Needless to say this was posted in my adult spoofs and parodies Yahoo Group, not the regular one.
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When the bong's in the cab-nah
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
When the pigs try to get inside
Doggy lights his pot
Doggy lights his pot
Doggy lights his pot
And then Doggy get a attitude
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
He got the rolly in his hand and he pouring ganja
And he roll the best weed cause he igno' the law

Uh! I'm a bad dude, with some wet dreams
See these ice cubes, see these ladies Cream?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar stash
The girls all like me 'causa what I sell for cash
The Ganja, exterior like marble lights
The interior keeps them high all night
I can mesmerize you, this can be your sex ed
Gotta break the law, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
And I steal, that's how you get yo' Cinderella in heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that moral shit
Trying to tell me shit
When my bullets fill ya vest the gals will give me head
You should think about it, take a second
That's a fact, that's what women want me 4
They all want a bad-ass, I tell you this B4!

When the bong's in the cab-nah
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
When the pigs try to get inside
Doggy lights his pot
Doggy lights his pot
Doggy lights his pot
And then Doggy get a attitude
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
He got the rolly in his hand and he pouring ganja
And he roll the best weed cause he igno' the law

I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I got lotsa women hanging on my backside
And also on the front side, yeah that's why I'm a Crip
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
You don't join a gang, they won't give the time of day
"ooh!" - "ah!" - "wowee!"
S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girlz get naked
So bring your boyz, all of y'all come inside
We've got the Messican Mafia here, the girlz will all get wild!
So that's the plan man, you wanna get some head
You gotta deal smack and try to get ahead
Just like the Vice Lords, the 'sciples and the Latin Kings
That's what turns the ladies on, that's what makes them sing!

When the bong's in the cab-nah
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
When the pigs try to get inside
Doggy lights his pot
Doggy lights his pot
Doggy lights his pot
And then Doggy get a attitude
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
He got the rolly in his hand and he pouring ganja
And he roll the best weed cause he igno' the law

I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta girlz
Drive my own cars, and wear my own pearls
I hang out tough, I'm a real ass
Big Snoop Dogg, don't him no sass
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you get too close, he'll beat you to smitherines
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
AK47 now you fool, stop that!
OOooh look out, there's ladies on the move!
Your family's crying, now you on the news
And I now got a harem, and they all diss you
Must I remind you that's how you get screw?
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then here come the **********ing hotties we drip to
They just love it when I waste you
Baby come close, Snoop Doggy wanna taste you!

When the bong's in the cab-nah
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
When the pigs try to get inside
Doggy lights his pot
Doggy lights his pot
Doggy lights his pot
And then Doggy get a attitude
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
Doggy likes his pot
He got the rolly in his hand and he pouring ganja
And he roll the best weed cause he igno' the law

Snooooooooooort.
Snooooooooooort..
©2005 Michael W. McVey

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Ray Black - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
That Bullshit, come correct or don't come at all

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