Ooh that cat so big and fat
And you know that couch can't handle it
Sittin around like she's so cool
With a look in her eyes sayin' "gimme some food"
Uh, she like to leave a dent on the bed
She's got a lot of fur and always sheds
Not just fat, she's like a balloon
'Cause she was
Livin' La Vida Lazy

Refrain:
Stomach on the ground, ground, ground
Big and round, round, round
Shake it all around, round, round
I think i'll sing it again
Stomach on the ground, ground, ground
Lougin' around, round, round
All day long
Let me see that cat—that fat, f-fat-fat cat

Kitty's got a big ol' ass
Kitty's got a lot of sass
Kitty really shakes it fast
That fat-fat-fat-fat caaat
When she eats she don't quit
She like the Kibbles and Bits
Her favorite thing to do is sit
Duh dun duh
That fat fat fat fat cat

Repeat refrain till end