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Song Parodies -> "Dungeons and Dragons"

Original Song Title:

"Unleash the Dragon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sisqo

Parody Song Title:

"Dungeons and Dragons"

Parody Written by:

Jenny Fernandez

The Lyrics

dungeons and dragons dragons dragons...

What I'm about to say
I'm sure nobody expected
But that's what I do
You all know me
I'm a geek...I play dungeons and dragons
uh...come on..

Here I come...
monsters hold me back
try to hold me back
I'm about to kill the dragon

attack, move, better get out my way
it's the new edition...it's a brand new rules
kill da monsters
kill da monsters
I don't really care..orcs or catapillas
I'm about to kill the dragon now
na na na na na na nana...

you all geeks gonna hear me
play dungeons and dragons
I know you don't really wanna
play dungeons and dragons
geeks don't ya hear me...
yeah...
surely you hear me...
yeah...
you all geeks gonna hear me
play dungeons and dragons
I know you don't really wanna
play dungeons and dragons
geeks don't ya hear me...
yeah...
surely you hear me...
yeah...
where's the dragon?
where's the dragon?
when you're tired of search'n you're rest'n
players got me pissed like little imps
I'm about to get into the campaign again..
halfling's shorty
halfling's shorty
I about to steal all your gold shorty...
you didn't let the dragon out?
na na na nananananna

you all geeks gonna hear me
play dungeons and dragons
I know you don't really wanna
play dungeons and dragons
geeks don't ya hear me...
yeah...
surely you hear me...
yeah...
you all geeks gonna hear me
play dungeons and dragons
I know you don't really wanna
play dungeons and dragons
geeks don't ya hear me...
yeah...
surely you hear me...
yeah...

yeah...yeah...yeahyeahyeah...
I don't think all you heroes want me to release the dragon
gonna spit breath of black if your laggin'
magic and a mind flayer
I could see you...I'll see you need a ressurection
You all heroes know how this gonna go..
might as well just run below..
any beef with my beast and the spells explode..
I'm a real evil wizard and I'll let my dragon blow..


you all geeks gonna hear me
play dungeons and dragons
I know you don't really wanna
play dungeons and dragons
geeks don't ya hear me...
yeah...
surely you hear me...
yeah...
you all geeks gonna hear me
play dungeons and dragons
I know you don't really wanna
play dungeons and dragons
geeks don't ya hear me...
yeah...
surely you hear me...
yeah...
you all geeks gonna hear me
play dungeons and dragons
I know you don't really wanna
play dungeons and dragons
geeks don't ya hear me...
yeah...
surely you hear me...
yeah...
you all geeks gonna hear me
play dungeons and dragons
I know you don't really wanna
play dungeons and dragons
geeks don't ya hear me...
yeah...
surely you hear me...
yeah...

I'm the dragon
the big D
You think you kill me...what?
uh huh..
I ain't dead now..
all I'm doing...is let all you heroes know
I'm about to unleash the acid breath
if you attack me...

play dungeons and dragons...
you with me...
play dungeons and dragons...
let me see your weapons up
you will all have fun...
I'm about to let you know...

play dungeons and dragons..
I want to let you know
play dungeons and dragons..
D&D 3E gotta see..
what?
play dungeons and dragons...
play dungeons and dragons...
yeah..

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