Song Parodies -> The Hong Kong Song
| Original Song Title: | "The Thong Song" |
| Original Performer: | Sisqo |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Hong Kong Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Ron Presley |
[Spoken]
(This thin right here,is for the great asians)
(What asians are 'bout...you know, the finer humans in life)
(Check it out)
[Verse 1]
Ooo what is the big old fuss
All the chinese has alot of whit
So you reading proverbs eating a dish
With a bowl of rice and a plate of fish
Uh, you like to steryotype us smoking alot of pot
We cruise with Budda,you don't?You don't know alot
Not like Cubans,we like no cops cause
We are livin' to play polka
We eat Susci and ducks(ducks,ducks)
Chinese are hot (hot,hot)
Maybe you should Shut-Up(Shut-Up,Shut-Up)
I'm glad were not kin
We eat Susci and ducks(ducks,ducks)
Chinese are hot (hot,hot)
In Hong Kong,nothing is ever wrong
[Chorus]
I like eating dog meat du nu du nu
Baby make the gong go (du nu du nu)(baby)
Girl,the chinees don't grow(du nu du nu)
In Hong,Kong,Kong,Kong,Kong
I like eating dog meat(du nu du nu)
Baby make your gong go (du nu du nu)
Don't say were a freak show (du nu du nu)
It's wrong,wrong,wrong,wrong
[Verse 1b]
Ooo what is the big old fuss
And you know chinese has alot of whit
So you reading proverbs eating a dish
With a bowl of rice and a plate of fish
Uh, you like to steryotype us smoking alot of pot
We cruise with Budda,you don't?You don't know alot
Not like Cubans,we like no cops cause
We are livin' to play polka
We eat Susci and ducks(ducks,ducks)
Chinese are hot (hot,hot)
Maybe you should Shut-Up(Shut-Up,Shut-Up)
I'm glad were not kin
We eat Susci and ducks(ducks,ducks)
Chinese are hot (hot,hot)
In Hong Kong,nothing is ever wrong
Repeat [Chorus] 2x
Repeat [Verse1] 1x
(This thin right here,is for the great asians)
(What asians are 'bout...you know, the finer humans in life)
(Check it out)
[Verse 1]
Ooo what is the big old fuss
All the chinese has alot of whit
So you reading proverbs eating a dish
With a bowl of rice and a plate of fish
Uh, you like to steryotype us smoking alot of pot
We cruise with Budda,you don't?You don't know alot
Not like Cubans,we like no cops cause
We are livin' to play polka
We eat Susci and ducks(ducks,ducks)
Chinese are hot (hot,hot)
Maybe you should Shut-Up(Shut-Up,Shut-Up)
I'm glad were not kin
We eat Susci and ducks(ducks,ducks)
Chinese are hot (hot,hot)
In Hong Kong,nothing is ever wrong
[Chorus]
I like eating dog meat du nu du nu
Baby make the gong go (du nu du nu)(baby)
Girl,the chinees don't grow(du nu du nu)
In Hong,Kong,Kong,Kong,Kong
I like eating dog meat(du nu du nu)
Baby make your gong go (du nu du nu)
Don't say were a freak show (du nu du nu)
It's wrong,wrong,wrong,wrong
[Verse 1b]
Ooo what is the big old fuss
And you know chinese has alot of whit
So you reading proverbs eating a dish
With a bowl of rice and a plate of fish
Uh, you like to steryotype us smoking alot of pot
We cruise with Budda,you don't?You don't know alot
Not like Cubans,we like no cops cause
We are livin' to play polka
We eat Susci and ducks(ducks,ducks)
Chinese are hot (hot,hot)
Maybe you should Shut-Up(Shut-Up,Shut-Up)
I'm glad were not kin
We eat Susci and ducks(ducks,ducks)
Chinese are hot (hot,hot)
In Hong Kong,nothing is ever wrong
Repeat [Chorus] 2x
Repeat [Verse1] 1x
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