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Song Parodies -> "No Lips Big Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Hips Don't Lie"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"No Lips Big Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Wax Frog

The Lyrics

This is the story of an abduction by alien Grays, who somehow manage without either hips or lies ;-p
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Spacecraft veer and sheer tonight
So fright’ning, so fright’ning
We got some abductees up in here
So fright’ning, so fright’ning

Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa

I never thought I’d be so hot for aliens
They make me want to speak Pleiadian
Beo t-utamail (oh), nuwrlahah (oh), meekohtutrah (oh, Qua-azgaa Qua-azgaa),ukreeahlah
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa

Oh human when you think like that
You make this Visitor go mad
So close eyes or look down
Because I’m wrinkly and scrawny

Or I’ll give you fright
I’ve got no lips big eyes
And besides just one frisky night
Might result in blood-ejection
Just a scratch could mean deadly infection

Gray-girl, do you travel here by OOBEing
Or Trek-like interphasing
And is Earth your galactic IKEA:
Affordable gene-splicing

And when you show up at my front door
I sweat from every last pore because your head’s so wobbly, Gray
And you’re so strangely articulated - is that why you levitated
And why your saucer’s gravitated?

I never thought I’d be so hot for aliens
They make me want to speak Pleiadian
Beo t-utamail (oh), nuwrlahah (oh), meekohtutrah (oh, Qua-azgaa Qua-azgaa),ukreeahlah
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa

Oh human when you think like that
You make this Visitor go mad
So close eyes or look down
Because I’m wrinkly and scrawny


Or I’ll give you fright
I’ve got no lips big eyes
So I must hypnotize you boy
Make your brain go real slow
Don’t you see, human, bohututahmaw-o

Oh I know things won’t work out right, no lips big eyes
And please remember one frisky night
Might just result in blood-ejection
Just a scratch could mean deadly infection
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa

Oh Gray, I can see your bod vibrating
As you prepare to mind-scan
I don’t, don’t really like this invasion
Have you screened your master-plan?
But then, I’ve no complaint
Refuse to bail now, bail now
See, I’ve read tales about O’dan, that seemed like a good show
So I love it when you share my brain

Oh-tookurah bohututahmaw
Duwa maher duh okaht

Oh-tookurah bohututahmaw
Duwa maher duh okaht

I never thought I’d be so hot for aliens
They make me want to speak Pleiadian
Beo t-utamail (oh), nuwrlahah (oh), meekohtutrah (oh, Qua-azgaa Qua-azgaa),ukreeahlah
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa

Oh human when you think like that
You know I’ll make you hypnotized
So close eyes or look down
Because I’m wrinkly and scrawny

Alienita, you make me so hot, let me see you move like you come from Fomalhaut

Meekohtutrah etro indra ukreeahlah, say it!
Meekohtutrah etro indra ukreeahlah

Yeah
She’s the buggy every man dreads to see an abductee like me back on Calvus III extraterrestrially
Head goes “crack”, heart attack outer space is just not for me
Like Zsa-Zsa, Green-Acre-ishly
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Reticulans and Pleiadians
Are coming, see, it’s societal transformation
No more nocturnal gropes
Abductees will be free ‘cause Grays won’t sow our oats

We’ll give you fright, no lips big eyes
Someday we’ll be revealed, oh boy
Til’ then let’s go, real slow
Feeding our facts to Moulton-Howe

Oh, we may get it on some night and no lips big eyes
Still might eventually feel just right
Inoculation against infection
Could allow cross-species action

So fright’ning
So fright’ning

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Many of the words used in this parody are derived from alleged alien contact cases, primarily the so-called Andreasson affair.

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