-> "No Lips Big Eyes"
Original Song Title:
"Hips Don't Lie"
Parody Song Title:
"No Lips Big Eyes"
Parody Written by:
Wax Frog
The Lyrics
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Spacecraft veer and sheer tonight
So fright’ning, so fright’ning
We got some abductees up in here
So fright’ning, so fright’ning
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa
I never thought I’d be so hot for aliens
They make me want to speak Pleiadian
Beo t-utamail (oh), nuwrlahah (oh), meekohtutrah (oh, Qua-azgaa Qua-azgaa),ukreeahlah
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa
Oh human when you think like that
You make this Visitor go mad
So close eyes or look down
Because I’m wrinkly and scrawny
Or I’ll give you fright
I’ve got no lips big eyes
And besides just one frisky night
Might result in blood-ejection
Just a scratch could mean deadly infection
Gray-girl, do you travel here by OOBEing
Or Trek-like interphasing
And is Earth your galactic IKEA:
Affordable gene-splicing
And when you show up at my front door
I sweat from every last pore because your head’s so wobbly, Gray
And you’re so strangely articulated - is that why you levitated
And why your saucer’s gravitated?
I never thought I’d be so hot for aliens
They make me want to speak Pleiadian
Beo t-utamail (oh), nuwrlahah (oh), meekohtutrah (oh, Qua-azgaa Qua-azgaa),ukreeahlah
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa
Oh human when you think like that
You make this Visitor go mad
So close eyes or look down
Because I’m wrinkly and scrawny
Or I’ll give you fright
I’ve got no lips big eyes
So I must hypnotize you boy
Make your brain go real slow
Don’t you see, human, bohututahmaw-o
Oh I know things won’t work out right, no lips big eyes
And please remember one frisky night
Might just result in blood-ejection
Just a scratch could mean deadly infection
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa
Oh Gray, I can see your bod vibrating
As you prepare to mind-scan
I don’t, don’t really like this invasion
Have you screened your master-plan?
But then, I’ve no complaint
Refuse to bail now, bail now
See, I’ve read tales about O’dan, that seemed like a good show
So I love it when you share my brain
Oh-tookurah bohututahmaw
Duwa maher duh okaht
Oh-tookurah bohututahmaw
Duwa maher duh okaht
I never thought I’d be so hot for aliens
They make me want to speak Pleiadian
Beo t-utamail (oh), nuwrlahah (oh), meekohtutrah (oh, Qua-azgaa Qua-azgaa),ukreeahlah
Qua-azgaa, Qua-azgaa
Oh human when you think like that
You know I’ll make you hypnotized
So close eyes or look down
Because I’m wrinkly and scrawny
Alienita, you make me so hot, let me see you move like you come from Fomalhaut
Meekohtutrah etro indra ukreeahlah, say it!
Meekohtutrah etro indra ukreeahlah
Yeah
She’s the buggy every man dreads to see an abductee like me back on Calvus III extraterrestrially
Head goes “crack”, heart attack outer space is just not for me
Like Zsa-Zsa, Green-Acre-ishly
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Reticulans and Pleiadians
Are coming, see, it’s societal transformation
No more nocturnal gropes
Abductees will be free ‘cause Grays won’t sow our oats
We’ll give you fright, no lips big eyes
Someday we’ll be revealed, oh boy
Til’ then let’s go, real slow
Feeding our facts to Moulton-Howe
Oh, we may get it on some night and no lips big eyes
Still might eventually feel just right
Inoculation against infection
Could allow cross-species action
So fright’ning
So fright’ning
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