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Song Parodies -> "She-Male"

Original Song Title:

"She Wolf"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"She-Male"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I truly admire Shakira... but this title was the only one I could think of that had both She in it as well as 4 subsequent letters!
O.M.G. she's got a surprise
O.M.G. she's got a surprise
She's a she-male in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming out

A different type of girl that's all I want to be
Darling it is no joke, this is transexuality
Passions awake now, my closet is open
My body's horny, so feed the lusty

I've been prostituting myself to you Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday
Not getting enough rear action or cheap satisfaction to keep me at it
I'm starting to feel just a little abused like a harlot on a street corner
So I'm gonna go to a Gay bar somewhere to get me a lover
And tell you about it

She's a she-male out of the closet
Hot, tucked, and all dressed up
She's a she-male out of the closet
Lift her skirt and then throw up!

Sitting across the bar, staring at her straight prey
It's going well so far, she's gonna get her pay
BDSM Masters are not so prudent
I’m the teacher, boy-bitch is my student

To attract straight men, I use my transgender
And I keep a pack of Trojans to prevent HIV/AIDS later
I’m looking for cute little deviants or rich city guys that just want to enjoy
The best of both worlds with a half-girl and a half-boy

She's a she-male out of the closet
Hot, tucked, and all dressed up
She's a she-male out of the closet
Lift her skirt and then throw up!

O.M.G. she's got a surprise
O.M.G. she's got a surprise
She's a she-male in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming out

O.M.G. she's got a surprise
O.M.G. she's got a surprise
She's a she-male in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming out

She's a she-male out of the closet
Lift her skirt and then throw up!




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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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