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Song Parodies -> "Chips Dipped Nice"

Original Song Title:

"Hips Don't Lie"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Chips Dipped Nice"

Parody Written by:

Sean

The Lyrics

A little beer battered Parody
Wyclef Jean: I never really knew that chips could taste like this
Especially when they are nicely dipped
Yum I taste the mayo (si), tomato.(si) Bbq (Si)
Nicely Dipped, Nicely Dipped

Shakira: Oh baby Im the one who cooked that
You mouth is starting to leek fat
So be wise and eat on
Swallow the chips whole baby next time

Im cooking tonight
You want chips dipped nice
With mayo, yeah that's all right
That will be 7 dollars 50
It's high priced but you know it's perfection

Wyclef Jean: Hey Girl, give me the chips already
I paid 7 bucks 50
And I, have-a been wating-a here
For 30 minutes now

And when you walk up to the kitchen
Nobody cannot ignore, how many chips you spill on the floor
And nobody expected, when you say "That was on purpose"
And we say"Get back to baking it"

I never really knew that chips could taste like this
Especially when they are nicely dipped
Yum I taste the mayo (si), tomato.(si) Bbq (Si)
Nicely Dipped, Nicely Dipped

Shakira: Oh baby Im the one who cooked that
You mouth is starting to leek fat
So be wise and eat on
Swallow the chips whole baby next time

Im cooking tonight
You want chips dipped nice
With mayo, yeah that's all right
That will be 7 dollars 50
It's high priced but you know it's perfection

And yes,Im cooking tonight
You want chips dipped nice
With mayo, yeah that's all right
That will be 7 dollars 50
It's high priced but you know it's perfection

Oh Boy, chips will be ready, half hour
And you better be ready
I just cook, i don't know what I'm doing
Wait, no one more hour
Wait, will you stay some how
I will fail now, fail now
See I doing what I can, which is worse then want some people cant
It's very , so hard to explain

Im cooking tonight
You want chips dipped nice
With mayo, yeah that's all right
That will be 7 dollars 50
It's high priced but you know it's perfection

And yes,Im cooking tonight
You want chips dipped nice
With mayo, yeah that's all right
That will be 7 dollars 50
It's high priced but you know it's perfection

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