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Song Parodies -> "Whatever!"

Original Song Title:

"Whenever Whenever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Whatever!"

Parody Written by:

J Lucia-wright (jj)

The Lyrics

lol i have no idea what this is about!
Whatever whatever!!:


Lucky that I have a one week bus pass
coz your house is quite a distance
Lucky if I miss the stupid bus
That I will walk despite the blisters

maybe I will bring a sharpie pen
To join the freckles on your body
Never could imagine on your arse is
a birthmark that’s shaped like noddy

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Can't you see
i love your feet

bonjella , bonjella
it sticks my legs together
I will swear and your drink beer
And then were roll a queer

large blanket get under
and we’ll munch golden wonder
ill put wotsits in my ear
and watch wish you was here

Lucky that my lips have been implanted
good for blind people to fondle
Lucky that my breasts are
small and humble
Pointy at the end like the nose on a womble
Lucky I have strong legs like my postman
that will help deliver pizza
deep and crusty ham and mushroom
number 12 her names anita

Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Can't you see
i love your feet

bonjella , bonjella
it sticks my legs together
I will swear and your drink beer
And then were roll a queer

large blanket get under
and we’ll munch golden wonder
ill put wotsits in my ear
and watch wish you was here



Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Think out loud
Spray it again

Le do le le le le
is it halp past 9
now its time for
through the keyhole

bonjella , bonjella
it sticks my legs together
I will swear and your drink beer
And then were roll a queer

large blanket get under
and we’ll munch golden wonder
ill put wotsits in my ear
and watch wish you was here


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