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Song Parodies -> "Rockets Fly (Hezbollah)"

Original Song Title:

"Hips Don't Lie"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Rockets Fly (Hezbollah)"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#29. We have had several Hezbollah parodies in recent weeks, but the facts are still true. Also it's my third attempt using this OS and with this angle I finally got the words to flow.
Terrorists up in here tonight (we're fighting)
We hide with refugees up in here
(We're fighting, we're fighting)

Hezbollah, Hezbollah

I never really knew we could attack like this
It makes a man want to blow to bits
the name of Allah (die!), Hezbollah (die!), my virgins (die!), your virgins
(Hezbollah, Hezbollah)

Oh Hebrews when you fight us back
You make the world go mad
What surprise, we'll keep on
Hiding amidst our civilians

It's bombs tonight
You know the rockets fly
And they're into Haifa tonight
All the explosions, let's dig in
Don't you see Hebrews, this is our mission

Hey Kofi, I can see your old rhetoric
And it's driving our crazies
And you don't have the slightest idea
We'll never stop advancing

And when we rack up on our death toll
Nobody cannot implore us now to stop our attacks, world
They think that it's so unexpected - the way we feed our fancy
So you can try diplomacy

I never really knew we could attack like this
And I don't care if we get banished
the name of Allah (die!), Hezbollah (die!), my virgins (die!), your virgins
(Hezbollah, Hezbollah)

Oh Hebrews when you fight us back
You make the world go mad
What surprise, we'll keep on
Hiding amidst our civilians

It's bombs tonight
You know the rockets fly
And they're into Haifa tonight
All the explosions, let's dig in
Don't you see Hebrews, this is our mission

Oh Jews, we can see your troopers moving
With courage every man
We hope, we really hope we're not losing
Cuz we only have one plan
But you must show restraint
When rockets fall down, fall down
See, we just don't care about our kids, so we like when you kill
Nations want you to explain

Rockets in the cities of Jews
Rockets in the cities of Hebrews

Rockets in the cities of Jews
Rockets in the cities of Hebrews

I never really knew we could attack like this
We do not stop 'til they're all vanished
the name of Allah (die!), Hezbollah (die!), my virgins (die!), your virgins
Hezbollah, Hezbollah

Oh Hebrews when you fight us back
You know the world's paralyzed
What surprise, we'll keep on
Hiding amidst our civilians

Evil Hebrews, yeah we hate you, let us see you die so you'll give up Jerusalem

Hear us, don't want you near us, say rockets you'll see, say it!
Hear us, don't want you near us, say rockets you'll see

Yeah
So crazy every man's 'fraid of me
A terrorist like me
Stuck in the Mid-East we're a 3rd world country
We will stand like with Iran makin nukes for Jewy Jewy
We want the whole world Jew-free
Why the USA wanna stop us?
Pakistanese and Lebonese
Some aren't guilty, they just want a peace transition
So why do we snatch troops
Terrorists run the show 'cuz we hate all the Jews

It's bombs tonight
The rockets fly
And it's giving us so much joy
Come on blood flow, laid low
Hebrews, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know it's bombs tonight
The rockets fly
And they're into your land tonight
Explosions, let's dig in
Hebrews, see this is our mission

We're fighting
We're fighting

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