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Song Parodies -> "Fists Don't Lie"

Original Song Title:

"Hips Don't Lie"

Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Fists Don't Lie"

Parody Written by:

Koibito No Yami (Gared)

The Lyrics

Shakira? She can fight? Apparently so.... Because there is a lot of Spanish in both the original and my parody, I italicized the Spanish parts...hopefully submitting this won't erase the italics...
Fists don't lie
[Italicized words indicate Spanish]

The ladies up in here tonight
They fightin
They fightin
They fightin

¡Shakira pelea!

I never really knew that you could scrap like this
You make a guy wanna clutch his fists
Tienes los guantes ¡No manches!
Tus puños son grandes

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman get mad
So be wise, and don't mess
Con la reina de lucha

I'm on tonight you know my fists don't lie
And I'm "bout to end this fight
All the anger, the tension
I could really end up in detention!

(Hey girl, I could see your fists are swingin'
And they hurtin' me baby
And I didn't have the slightest idea
That you fight like you're crazy
The way you walk into the boxing ring
And nobody can say a thing
The way you swing your boxing gloves
And nobody dares to enter the ring after you do
The know that they can't challenge you)

I never really knew that you could scrap like this
You make a guy wanna clutch his fists
Tienes los guantes ¡No manches!
Tus puños son grandes

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman get mad
So be wise, and don't mess
Con la reina de lucha

I'm on tonight you know my fists don't lie
And I'm "bout to make it right
All the anger, my fury
Don't you realize your sight getting blurry?

Boy you know I'm on tonight you know my fists don't lie
And my fists are getting tight
All the anger, the tension
I could really end up in detention

Ay, boy, I can see the blood is oozin'
Out of your nose and
I don't really know why I am losin'
Control over my hands
And you're right, nobody can say a thing
If you've come to feel my rage,
Then I'm doing what I can to calm
Myself, but I just can't help it
¡Luchen, que luchen, peleen!
¡Luchen, que luchen, así!
x2

I never really knew that you could scrap like this
You make a guy wanna clutch his fists
Tienes los guantes ¡No manches!
Tus puños son grandes

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know I'm gonna get mad
So be wise, and don't mess
Con la reina de lucha

Señorita, pon los guantes
¡Que luche con tus puños grandotes!

Mira en California se lucha así, say it!
(repeat)

(rap)

I'm on tonight you know my fists don't lie
And I'm "bout to make it right
All the anger, my fury
Don't you realize your sight getting blurry?

Boy you know I'm on tonight you know my fists don't lie
And my fists are getting tight
All the anger, the tension
I could really end up in detention

They fightin'!
(Shakira) We fightin'!
DISCLAIMER: Koibito No Yami (Gared) does NOT own any Shakira product whatsoever, nor any aspect included therein. All work is based on the original work of Shakira.

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Paulo Aquino - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody would fit perfectly for Vanessa from King of Fighters! I love that game and I love Vanessa and other babes from KOF!
Janine7 - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I like it but was wondering if you could translate the spanish pieces ,like luches I don't get that one..fight?? overall well done!

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