-> "Don't Bother(a boy's version)"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Bother"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Bother(a boy's version)"
Parody Written by:
Jusacuro
The Lyrics
He shines as much as the sun
that defies the cheapest thing
He's the perfect son
And He's slim, slim, slim....
He's going to private school
And He speaks well English
He's got popular friends
Or is He a fool?
He practices Foot Ball
He'd never get you bored
He's more than you wish for
He's just far stupid than me
Hey, hey
Don't bother
I won't die of depression
I promise you won't ever see me die
but feel sorry
He'll get you bored
I'll be right
But He's horny
The kiss you gave to him won't last forever
don't bother, be a whore
I'm sure He doesn't know
How to f*ck you like I would
I beat him at that one good
haven't you felt yet?
He's more than six feet tall
He must think I'm a louse
And I think He's a mouse
that makes a fool of you at all
Hey, hey
Don't bother
I won't die of depression
I promise you won't ever see me die
but feel sorry
He'll get you bored
I'll be right
But He's horny
The kiss you gave to him won't last forever
don't bother, be a whore
For you, I'd forget all that I've done
And come an Opus Dei's fanatic
If you do with me, of course
And I'd shave my chin so it doesn't hurt you
And lose my paunch, and learn about fashion
If it made you wait, but you won't, but you won't
I don't bother,
you're not right, you're not right, you're not right, you're not right
Promise you won't ever see me die
And after all I am going 'cause I don't have your time
Promise you won't ever see me diiiiiiiiiiiie
I don't bother,
you're not right, you're not right, you're not right, you're not right
Promise you won't ever see me die
And after all I am going 'cause I don't have your time
not your time,not your time,not your time
Promise you won't ever see me die
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