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Song Parodies -> "Objection(Beer)"

Original Song Title:

"Objection(Tango)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Objection(Beer)"

Parody Written by:

JuLiEaNn

The Lyrics

I wrote this because i was bored and i felt like it. I don't really know what i'm talking about but i know its about beer. (to some people this might not make any sense, or it will to some people.) anyway, enjoy!
It's not my fault that I am so destructable
and all the damage i caused isn't fixable
Every 30 seconds i just break something,
but if it is a beer that i spill
you break down and cry

So protection you need from my destruction
except only for the exception
of the kind of beer you get from your mother
maybe even your brother

Objection you're tired of this fiasco
got lazy dancing tango
you're gaining the weight pretty fast again
No way, you won't just get away!

Next to your cheap beer belly, i look minimal
That's why when i'm behind you i'm invisible
But you gotta know big guys just can't count
Can you see your feet on the ground?
Your stomach's in the way!

So Objection, can i just get your attention?
I have only one exception
You give me some beer you got from your mother
But you don't even bother

Objection your tired of this fiasco
Got lazy dancing tango
Your gaining the weight pretty fast again
no way, no, no, no, no

I wish that was a beer, you gave to me
so i'll take your beer and hide it, some place easy
Away from here

Your pathetic and Ironic
and you're getting a bit psychotic
Beer's just not for me
That's what you say to me

But I can try it
and chug it
and drink it like a horse
don't put the blame on me
don't put the blame on me boy!

Objection you're trying to get my attention
But i just don't want to listen
I got this for free and all of the others
you shouldn't even bother

Objection i'm tired of this fiasco
got sick just dancing tango
I'm falling down into your hands again
No way, just leave and go away!

get away, get away, yeah, yeah, yeah, get away
uh-huh huh huh uh-huh huh huh uh-huh
uh-huh huh huh uh-huh huh huh uh-huh uh-oh
oh, i'm falling down into your hands again
get away
I'm falling down into your hands again
get away, get away

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