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Song Parodies -> "Underneath Your Clothes (There's a hairy body)"

Original Song Title:

"Underneath Your Clothes (There's an endless story)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Underneath Your Clothes (There's a hairy body)"

Parody Written by:

Jennifer C.

The Lyrics

A woman's song to her husband, after 20 years of marriage and 3 children.
You're always wrong, your breath is worse than any dog's,
Days seem so long, when they're spent with you, oh dear God...
I have to leave this place, go into permanent hiding,
Somewhere without you, where you'll never find me.

Underneath your clothes, there's a hairy body,
You have a giant nose, you have really loud snoring.
Of all the things I deserve, for getting married to you, wanker.

Because of you, I lost 20 years of my life,
Because of you, I have a million reasons to cry.
All my friends are gone, my life is completely over,
You've ruined everything, and made me a freaking mother.

Underneath your clothes, there's a hairy body,
You have a giant nose, you have really loud snoring.
Of all the things I deserve, for getting married to you, wanker. x2.

I hate you more than all that's on the planet,
moving, talking, walking, breathing,
I can't stand you, anything you do, I almost don't believe it.
I hate your voice but I hate it when you're silent,
I hate every god damned little thing.
Like a bird, stuck in a small cage,
Is how you've got me feeling.

Underneath your clothes, there's a hairy body,
You have a giant nose, you have really loud snoring.
Of all the things I deserve, for getting married to you, wanker. x2.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Darren J. Godbold - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This song is gold. I loved the humour of it, perfect choice for a theme. The pacing is a little bit off, with too many syllables in some lines, but it works great nevertheless. All up I think its worth a 4/5/5. Well done!
Please change the top to... - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
A woman's song to her husband, directly following divorce proceedings
rachael - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Classic! Made me fall off my chair with laughter.

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