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Song Parodies -> "Whatever Whatever"

Original Song Title:

"Whenever Wherever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Whatever Whatever"

Parody Written by:

AzN-BoY

The Lyrics

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Driving in my 4 by 4 away so
We could make a fuss about it
Looking for my mother, full and handful
Oh looking like a factor in the distance
Baby would I buy the only CD
To become a freckle on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten millimetres to hump a body

La la la la la la (2X)
Catch you see? I'm am your fear

CHORUS:
Whatever, whatever
We're bent to be together
I'll be theirs and you'll be me
And that's my deer my dear
Jeans over, bear under
You never was wonderful
We can alway play that game
But that's my beer you deer

Lucky that my sips' not only nipples
They spear kisses like a mountain
Yucky that my breasts are balls and mumble
So you don't confuse them with fountains
Sucky that I'm weak like my father
To rob a cob and eat beans when I need it
Oh Mr. Right you're fun and dirty
Oh you cry and get out here

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah? (2X)
Am your fear...I'm am your fear!

CHORUS

La la la la la la (2X)
Think it loud, say it again
La la la la la ho!
Tell me 10 more times!
That you'll blind lost in your eyes

(2X)
Whateve,r whatever
We're bent to be together
I'll be theirs and you'll be me
And that's my deer my dear
Jeans over, beer under
You've got me head over legs
There's something left to scare
If you really eat oh poo

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