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Song Parodies -> "Whatever, Don't Matter"

Original Song Title:

"Whenever Wherever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Whatever, Don't Matter"

Parody Written by:

azn chick

The Lyrics

Watchin Mad TV!
email me vietlicious@hotmail.com
Baby I was born so far away so
I speak English as a second language
I don't understand I word I say 'cause
There's no word that rhymes with sandwich
Lucky that I have a smoking body
Cause I only sing in gibberish
Lucky that I am such a hottie
Watch my lips go quiverish

We-uh-re-uh-bre-uh
We-uh-re-uh-bre-uh
Good news for you
I'm double joint in two! *uh*

Whatever, don't matter
I can stir up pancake batter
I can shake my derriere
But it won't go, no where
Bend over, Turn over
Now enjoy my thighs of thunder
You just busted my hips in here
Now it won't go, no where

Lucky that my lips aren't only drinking
When I shake them they go mountains
I know these breasts are round and perky
And my lips are full of mountains

We-uh-re-uh-bre-uh
We-uh-re-uh-bre-uh
Time to crawl
Into the mount-wha?

Whatever, don't matter
You can go buy me a sweater
But I got a hump in here
This thing's not goin no where
Look under, turn over
Makin sense of you being sober
So I kiss my hips can't reach
I am such a 13!+ch *whoa*

- And cut that's it Shakira
- But I can't stop shakin...uh! I think he's suffocating!
- Shakira! SHAKIRA! That's enough
- faints

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D-Boz - January 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is one of MadTV's most known music parodies, but I didn't quite get the lyrics when I saw the video. But reading it here I realized what it's all about and it's even funnier now.
Jonathan - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
It's very funny on mad tv however, most of the words are right but a lot aren't examples: Makin sense of you being sober should be : this makes no sense if you are sober Whatever, don't matter I can stir up pancake batter I can shake my derriere But it won't go, no where should be: Whatever, don't matter, I could sing about pancake batter I will shake my sezy ass and you won't go nowhere! The whole concept of the song is that it doesn't matter what she sings about, her fans only like her because of her physical appearence and how she shakes her ass.
... - March 29, 2003 - Report this comment
"There's no word that rhymes with language..." "... I'm double-jointed too!" "... I can sing about pancake batter..." "Lucky that my hips not only jerky When I shake them they move mountains" "Time to crawl Into the mud"
Jitesh-Singapore - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Great to read the lyrics to that parody (although there are a few wording errors). Anyone know where I can get hold of an mp3 or mpeg version so I can download it on my PC?? Thanks. (",)
ludaKris42602 - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Its funny but can u say plagerism(i hope u can say it cuz i cant spell it) ur suppesed 2 write your own parodies...not steal them from madTV...o well try 2 get creative k?
byron - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a great parody but these lyrics aren't exactly right... Better check www.letssingit.com for a (more) correct version.
macdan3400c - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
The full video to this parody (quite hilarious) can be seen here: http://www.madtv.com/media/classics2/whatever.mov
saga - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
full lyrics: Baby, I was born so far away So I speak English as a second language I don't understand the words I say There's no word that rhymes with "language" Lucky that I have a smoking body 'Cause I only sing in gibberish Lucky that I am a such a hottie Watch my lips go quiverish (Gibberish noises) Good news for you I'm double-jointed too Whatever, don't matter I could sing about pancake batter I'll just shake my derriere And you won't go nowhere Bend over, turn over Come enjoy my thighs of thunder I'll just thrust my hips in there And you won't go nowhere Lucky that my hips are only jerky When I shake them they move mountains Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky And my lips are full and pouty (Gibberish noises) Time to crawl Into the mud (Shakira crawls into mud, spreading it all over her body like a hog) Whatever, don't matter You wouldn't listen if I was fatter Glad I got a spicy rack So you won't go nowhere Peek under, turn over I make no sense if you are sober So I cast my hips on there Where you won't go nowhere Director: And CUT. That's it, Shakira. Shakira: I can't stop shaking! Somebody help me! (makes high-pitched noises; shaking her thighs up and down as if she was succumbing to orgasm)
Juana - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you think this is good? how could you like this shit? i mean, just look at it, it's not even fun. If you think this is fun, i think you're very wrong, you have to had a very little brain to like this kind of trash, how could you laugh at this? just look, it's even criticizing English-learners. If you know shakira, you can see the difference, aside, how can you laugh at someone making stupids faces, or doing stupids sounds, and havin sex with dirt, if you really know Shakira, you can see the difference, but i'm sure that you only know that she's latin-american, so maybe you don't care, because you think you'te superior to latin people, so, if i'm right, go and see it again, and laugh at it, y try to imitate this girl; If i'm wrong, send another message saying that you are not agree with this, and if i'm wrong, i'm sure you have a brain.
willemijn - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's pretty fun, just once, like most parodies. :-) Indeed, a big part of her fans probably only like her because of her shaking hips - but in my opinion her lyrics are pretty poetic and intelligent and original just because English is not her second language.. Shakira rules, not just because of her looks, or because of her songs, but because of the combination.
Emma - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
that's so ridicule... I hate this song!!!
Mike - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
this parody is just one thing: S H I T !! nothing else. That's it!.
Lana - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
it is: There's no word that rhymes with language & Time to crawl Into the mud change those and it is good!
blabla - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
the lyrics at the top of the page are like 99% completely WRONG. thanks saga for posting the real ones for the people that would actually like to know what's being said.
Aaron - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
thats just dumb. whatever, don't matter is a lot funnier.
Poed - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I find the parody extremely funny, however, I regard it apart from Shakira's original version. I don't see the point in mocking her because her mother tongue is not English (the Objection parody is even more cruel from this point of view), but the video itself is awesome in my opinion.
Sarah - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
The lyrics aren't quite right here....Anyway, the song is alright but not something I find very funny.
precious - July 02, 2013 - Report this comment
wooooooooooooooooow

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