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Song Parodies -> "Please (Leave Her Alone)"

Original Song Title:

"Objection (Tango)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Please (Leave Her Alone)"

Parody Written by:

Mel Kleindienst

The Lyrics

To all you Shakira slayers out there... here's a parody just for you.
It's not her fault that she's not what you want
From a twenty six year old Colombian swan

But you don't have to repeat it every second
'Cause when it comes to me, you should know
I won't hate her

So please, get someone else to pick on
That gives you the attention
I am normally neutral but I must now protest
But it's not my test
Of her ability, she appears to have some more
Considering she's knocking the door
Please, go, and find another
She doesn't deserve this

Next to Britney, she may appear chestless
So what, mine's more like a real miss

But you've got to know she earns more doe
That you could ever really try to do
So leave her alone

So please, get someone else to pick on
That gives you the attention
I am normally neutral but I must now protest
But it's not my test
Of her ability, she actually has some more
Considering she's knocking the door
Please, go, and find another
She doesn't, no, no, no, no, no

I wish I didn't have to really tell you
But if it's what you want then I'll do
This is up to you

You're pathetic and sardonic
This is really truly psychotic
This game is free
But you don't know me
So just listen, take it in
Or ignore this pun
But don't count on me
To defend you against she

So please, get someone else to pick on
That gives you the attention
I am normally neutral but I must now protest
But it's not my test
Of her ability, she appears to have some more
Considering she's knocking the door
Please, go, and find another
She doesn't deserve this

No she don't
No, she don't
Deserve this

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Please go and find another
(Deserve this)
Please go and find another
(Shakira)

Doesn't deserve this
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 9

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Mel Kleindienst - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
geez, I'm not a popular one :-(
Venera - January 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't think that the author of the parady-song is right about Shakira, she's probably more talented than Britney, and she worth more. But the attitude toward the singer is expained in an interesting way.
jj - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
ppppooooooooo
Mel Kleindienst - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Venera, I never said I hated Shakira. Read it properly before you comment.

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