She's just a girl with an ass and the lyrical
Knack but all her songs are far from a miracle
Every 20 seconds she's on the radio
But you know that shes aburrido

Obnoxious
Her breasts are really tiny
I'll give you money if you find them for me
She passes herself as a top class singer
But honestly I think she is a minger
Obnoxious
The bird is from the nation
Where they have cocaine plantations
She winging her way up the charts again
No way! Not a chance today!

She shakes her tochus infront of a camera
Personally I love to go hammer her
Till she's lain on the floor
Twitching occasionally
Crawling for the door

Obnoxious
She thinks that she' a goddess
As you can see she's very modest
Obnoxious
She doesn't sing for pleasure
Her selfishness I cannot measure
Shes winging her way up the charts again
No way! Not a chance today!

I wish that she would go, away from me
But still she hangs around, waiting to be
Shot, like a deer.

She's pathetic
She's Hispanic
And her singing
Makes me frantic

Her music isn't good, but still she cannot see
That all her shrill lyricals makes me want to scream
Get away from me, get away from me
Hoy!

Obnoxious
Her shaking, it makes me vomit
I get motion sickness from it
She thinks that she's internationally famous
But when we don't know her she goes and blames us
Obnoxious
She wears those ripped up fishnets
And thinks that she's as cool as it gets
She winging her way up the charts again
No way! Kill the bitch today!