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Song Parodies -> "Obnoxious"

Original Song Title:

"Objection"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Obnoxious"

Parody Written by:

Jay_The_Weird

The Lyrics

I hate Shakira, stupid butt shakin Colombian glory stealer. SO here is my parody.
She's just a girl with an ass and the lyrical
Knack but all her songs are far from a miracle
Every 20 seconds she's on the radio
But you know that shes aburrido

Obnoxious
Her breasts are really tiny
I'll give you money if you find them for me
She passes herself as a top class singer
But honestly I think she is a minger
Obnoxious
The bird is from the nation
Where they have cocaine plantations
She winging her way up the charts again
No way! Not a chance today!

She shakes her tochus infront of a camera
Personally I love to go hammer her
Till she's lain on the floor
Twitching occasionally
Crawling for the door

Obnoxious
She thinks that she' a goddess
As you can see she's very modest
Obnoxious
She doesn't sing for pleasure
Her selfishness I cannot measure
Shes winging her way up the charts again
No way! Not a chance today!

I wish that she would go, away from me
But still she hangs around, waiting to be
Shot, like a deer.

She's pathetic
She's Hispanic
And her singing
Makes me frantic

Her music isn't good, but still she cannot see
That all her shrill lyricals makes me want to scream
Get away from me, get away from me
Hoy!

Obnoxious
Her shaking, it makes me vomit
I get motion sickness from it
She thinks that she's internationally famous
But when we don't know her she goes and blames us
Obnoxious
She wears those ripped up fishnets
And thinks that she's as cool as it gets
She winging her way up the charts again
No way! Kill the bitch today!

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 17

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Keith Lard - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
I was lookin at this when I was on the back seat of my caddilac with my little spaniel on my knee without me kegs on.
lil_kasper - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
you suck. shakira is a good song writer and you know that you like it when she shakes her ass. pinche mentiroso.
lil_kasper - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
you suck. shakira is a good song writer and you know that you like it when she shakes her ass. pinche mentiroso.
joselo - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I didnt like it at all, do u have a problem cause she is every 20 seconds on the radio? if she is is because SHE IS famous not, trying to be. If she is on radio every 20 is because ppl request to hear those songs. You must be retard if u get motion sickness for seeing her shake her ass, next to JLo thats the best ass i've seen, and it seems that u're also racist, maybe thats the reason u dont like her, maybe u just cant take a latin girl having sucess, for u sadly enough i'll have to tell u that shakira is here to stay.
A Guy - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
People don't request these songs.. let's get that straight. The radio station does market research, and decides that people will like this song. If you hear a "request", it's only because it happens to be on their play list already. Shakira, J-Lo, Avril, these are all flash in the pans.. two years from now you won't even remember them
The REAL Jared - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, who theHell are yuo and why do you post insulting comments while pretending to be me? You WILL be reported....
yop - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Que resentido eres!!!....Shakira is a great singer, if she is in the top of the charts every time it's because she is the best, she sings great....y si no te gusta porque te molestas en escrbir algo sobre ella...you're so chlidish!!!
Blethar - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought the whole idea of parodies was for them not to be taken SERIOUSLY!

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