Nice use on not capitalizing your I's; it helps add to the effect of not knowing how to speak English.

I believe I saw this on MAD TV..Im sure who wrote it first..but odds are that it was MAD TV

They parodized Whenever wherever on Mad TV not Objection Tango. Hank 91187 mad it up!

"Translation" was the second shakira parody on madtv, i saw it, and downloaded it, go to kazaa.com and search for it, i downloaded it from there

it is so stupid, shakira, does know English, she just has an accent, but she clearly knows the language as she does with ITalian, POrtuguese and Spanish.. it's stupid

This is from Mad TV, i have the Parody Music Video downloaded and the lyrics from another site, they parodied both this and Whenever Wherever: It's not my fault that I'm no understandable, And I try so hard to be bilingualable I promise that in Spanish this is really good, But when I sing in English, it's just bad wood It all gets lost in translation, It gets me a wide fustration, Cause I'm born in another nation, Chickens run free and I love my Yoda, Thats alright i dont know the, Translation, My tounge speak is in a tangle, I'm a dizzy-dingle-dangle, The diction-a-tary I need again, until then sit down and watch me bend This is hermetic and atheletic, its harmonic and plutonic, English is not for me as you can plainly see, But I still try it, rehearse it, Spanglish, reverse it, But it gets so lost, so very very lost boy! Translation, it takes all my concerntration, I'd rather do this sex gyration, Give me an apple, I'm Abe Vigoda, Thats not right, I don't know that, Translation, my mouth talk is always struggle, My belly-biggle-buggle, Don't what the words mean, I'm just pretend-en So looky now, it's my rear end, My rear end, My rear end