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Song Parodies -> "The 'Just How Drunk Was Shakira When She Wrote This Song?' remix"

Original Song Title:

"Whenever, Wherever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"The 'Just How Drunk Was Shakira When She Wrote This Song?' remix"

Parody Written by:

DiaGirl

The Lyrics

Hey parody-heads :-) I actually don't have anything against Shakira (or Vitamin C, for that matter), but how could I not parody a song that has the line 'Lucky I have strong legs like my mother'? For the love of God, how could I not?! --- DiaGirl (BubblesMelody@hotmail.com)
Lucky you can't hear a word I say 'cos
If you did you'd fear my lyrics
Lucky that my dance moves
Are distracting
You overlook
The crap rhymes I use (like bricks)
Baby I would climb
The Andes solely
To rid myself
Of lyrics shoddy
Never could imagine
I could top the
Awfulness of
Vitamin C
Lo ro lo le lo le
Lo ro lo le lo le
It's a hit
The words are (DAGNAMMIT! NO SWEARING!)

Whenever, wherever
My lyrics
Are not clever
You be thinking
'This is queer'
When my songwords
You hear
They're clashy
Like thunder
You'll always have
To wonder
What the hell I'm
On about
Even I
Have my doubts

Lucky that my lips
Do only mumble
They spill stuff
Like this example:
"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse them
With mountains"
Lucky I have strong nerves
Like my father
To stop laughing
When I hear this
Sing something by Afroman?
I'd rather!
I'm gonna sue
My co-songwriter

Lo ro lo le lo le
Lo ro lo le lo le

It's a hit
The words are (I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN, NO SWEARING!)

Whenever, wherever
My lyrics
Are not clever
You be thinking
'This is queer'
When my songwords
You hear
They're clashy
Like thunder
You'll always have
To wonder
What the hell I'm
On about
Even I
Have my doubts

Lo ro lo le lo le
Lo ro lo le lo le

I am no
Ste-ee-vie Won-der

Lo ro lo le lo le lo le

Tell me that I am
Not worse than the Beastie Boys

Whenever, wherever
These lyrics
Just aren't clever
You'll be thinking
'this is queer'
When my songwords
You hear
They're clashy
Like thunder
I hide the worst
With my squeals
These lyrics
Are to fear
So to hide them squeal
The way I squeal

Whenever, wherever
These lyrics
Just aren't clever
You'll be thinking
'this is queer'
When my songwords
You hear
They're clashy
Like thunder
I hide the worst
With my squeals
These lyrics
Are to fear
So to hide them squeal
The way I squeal

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Overall Rating: 3.5

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